Gael Swinburne

The resting place of all my rantish thoughts; proceed with caution

[Gael Swinburne @GaelSwin]

I somehow survived meeting @mishacollins for three seconds at Comic Con and the resulting photo is probably the happiest my lesbian self has ever looked at a man

[marble 🎱🐝 @marbledacat]

heard a kid laughing outside and it interrupted her sleep so now she hates children experiencing joy

[v ☼ @mockingjayssing]

i will NOT be celebrating fourth of july. i will be celebrating the birth of one haymitch abernathy.

[William Gerrard @Bill_Gerrard]

As with Lord of the Flies, the 28 Days Later series is best understood as a statement not about the evil of humanity in general but about the singular evil of the British people

[bozo @itsjustbozo]

Labubus look like this

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

[liz 🌌 luthen's #1 fan @rebelfile]

“i asked gr*k" "i asked ch*tgpt” well i asked c3po who’s fluent in over 6 million forms of communication

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

The walk. The tail. The pattern. This cat is a diva

[day @balladofsongs]

hardest line in all of literature

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

talked to an immigrant cobbler at my local shoe repair shop who told me he found out a customer supported deportations so he put a tiny pebble in his insole on purpose

[SUPERB @MajestyRia]

Please… keep talking… how did you assist?

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

Elon just told us he spent hundreds of millions of dollars in support of someone he believed at the time to be a pedophile.

[Masked Rogue 😷 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @unMaskedRogue]

“Bottom 60%” is a funny way of saying the majority.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

things have become so bad that cutting my life into pieces has become my first resort

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Me after sending one email

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

having autism is so funny because after EVERY conversation i still walk away like oh i was supposed to ask them more questions back wasn’t i

[clare @sadderlizards]

your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really