🇺🇸 TRUMP METE A ELON MUSK EN LA LLAMADA CON JENSEN
TRUMP: Jensen, my friend, tengo a Elon en la línea. Le he contado tus problemas. Todos. Bueno, no todos porque necesitaríamos three hours. Tremendous problems.
ELON: Jensen, si Nvidia te echa, yo te contrato.
JENSEN: Gracias, Elon.
TRUMP: ¿LO VES? That’s America. Pierdes un trabajo por follarte a una empleada y cinco minutos después Elon Musk te ofrece otro. Greatest country in the world.
ELON: En xAI necesitamos GPUs y gente que sepa construirlas. Jensen sabe bastante de GPUs.
TRUMP: “Bastante”. Elon, please. Este tipo ha convertido unos chips en cuatro trillones de dólares. Beautiful chips. The best chips. Su único problema es que aparentemente intenta conectar con todo lo que tiene puerto disponible.
JENSEN: Señor presidente…
ELON: En Tesla tenemos una política bastante simple: si produces, me da igual que seas raro.
TRUMP: Elon, tú tienes como catorce hijos. Tremendous productivity.
ELON: Creo que son más.
TRUMP: EXACTLY. Jensen, estás hablando con el Michael Jordan de esta mierda. Tú tienes dos affairs y estás en crisis. Elon tiene que abrir Excel para saber cuántos hijos tiene. Learn from the best.
ELON: Puedo darle trabajo en xAI mañana.
TRUMP: Great deal. Tremendous deal. Pero Elon, ponle una condición: NO DIRECT REPORTS. Ninguna mujer puede reportar directamente a Jensen. Make them report sideways. Diagonally. I don’t care.
JENSEN: Esto es humillante.
TRUMP: Humillante sería acabar en Intel. Esto es una segunda oportunidad.
ELON: Podríamos llamarlo Chief GPU Officer.
TRUMP: No. Chief Dating Officer no. BAD TITLE. Very dangerous.
ELON: He dicho GPU.
TRUMP: Ah. Great title. Beautiful title.
JENSEN: No estoy buscando trabajo.
ELON: La oferta está ahí. Más acciones, más GPUs y puedes dormir en la oficina.
TRUMP: PERFECT. Si duerme en la oficina no puede tener citas. Elon acaba de resolver el problema. This is why he’s a genius.
JENSEN: …
TRUMP: Jensen, escucha. Nvidia, xAI, Tesla… tienes opciones. Many options. Pero si aparece una tercera mujer antes de Navidad, te mando a Marco Rubio a darte por el culo. Nobody has ever seen anythng like this.
ELON: Puedo ponerle seguimiento por Starlink.
TRUMP: EVEN BETTER. American technology protecting American technology.
JENSEN: Voy a colgar.
TRUMP: Great guy. Tremendous guy.
ELON: Entonces… ¿empiezas el lunes?
JENSEN: Adiós.
TRUMP: He’ll take it. Believe me. MAKE AMERICA GREATE AGAIN🇺🇸
Declassified photos from Polish government archives show a team of safecrackers inside the vault of the US consulate in Poznan one night in the early 1980s.
The men were specialists from Section IX, Department II of the Secret Service of the Polish People’s Republic. Throughout the Cold War they regularly penetrated foreign embassies and consulates throughout Poland at night when they were unoccupied. The team didn’t just break in once but entered many of the supposedly secure facilities on a weekly basis, disabling security systems, picking locks, and photographing documents.
One of the keys to their success was also their greatest danger: radiation. Section IX built powerful, portable x-ray machines to bombard vault doors and reveal their inner workings. Team members were exposed to radiation 500x greater than was safe, and many succumbed to cancer later in life.
In the case of the consulate pictured here, a curved steel rod holding a radioactive isotope was inserted through a tiny hole drilled below the vault door. X-ray film was then placed in front of the Mosler combination lock, and the isotope would reveal the inner workings of the wheel mechanism within approximately 90 minutes, all while bombarding the Section IX men with radiation as well.
Once they were inside, the Mosler file cabinet was not bolted to the floor so it could be tilted forward and the isotope again placed behind it, and the x-ray film in front. They only needed to use these methods once until the combination was changed.
Section IX was so good at their craft that Polish records show they broke into the US consulates in Krakow and Poznan 44 times in 1982 alone.
For episode 122 of the Spycraft 101 podcast I spoke with Tomasz Awlasewicz, author of Invisible: The Greatest Secret of the Secret Services of the Polish People’s Republic. We discussed the methods used to access the most secure rooms of foreign embassies and consulates inside Poland, and the heavy price the technicians and operatives of Section IX paid for their groundbreaking work. The episode is available now.
#coldwar #consulate #safecracker #radiation #xray
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Tired of these DPRK hacks. So I built the ultimate defense.
DPRKaptcha[.]com
Simple questions with existential outcomes (for them).
Live now to protect the internet from North Korea.
Ko smo se odločali za vstop v EU, si ni nihče predstavljal, da bo v kaki njeni članici in uniji nasploh mogoče brez posledic:
1. Razveljaviti predsedniške volitve (Romunija);
2. Ukiniti informativni program na nacionalni RTV (Madžarska);
3. Poslati policijo na Ustavno sodišče (Poljska);
4. Tri tedne pred volitvami poslati v zapor predsednika stranke, ki vodi v anketah (Slovenija);
5. Zasesti nacionalno RTV s policijo in zamenjati vodstvo (Poljska);
6. Prekiniti mandate vodstvu nacionalne RTV in izvesti čistko zaposlenih (Slovenija);
7. Poslati v zapor člane prejšnje vlade brez možnosti obrambe (Madžarska);
8. Podeliti skoraj milijon državljanstev ilegalnim migrantom po hitrem postopku (Španija);
9. Zapreti novo Nuklearno elektrarno in zgraditi plinovod do Rusije (Nemčija);
10. Obdavčiti ogljične energetske vire ob hkratnem zapiranju NE ter preseliti industrijo v države z nizkimi ekološkimi standardi pod pretvezo, da tako rešujemo planet.
Nastala je EU, ki se mora reševati sama pred sabo.
EL GANADOR DEL HACKATHON OFICIAL DE ANTHROPIC HA PUBLICADO SU SETUP DE CLAUDE CODE Y ES ORO PURO
68 subagentes, 286 skills, 94 comandos, licencia MIT.
ECC convierte Claude Code en un equipo de ingeniería completo.
El plan va antes que el código.
El test que falla va antes que el arreglo.
Cada cambio lo revisa un contexto que no ha visto cómo se escribió.
→ Planificación: le das una frase y apruebas el plan antes de que exista una sola línea → Revisión: un revisor distinto por lenguaje que lee tu diff desde cero → Arreglo de builds: un corrector por toolchain, incluidos PyTorch y CUDA → Seguridad: barrido OWASP completo y escaneo de inyecciones en la config del agente → Arquitectura: detecta errores de diseño cuando aún son baratos, antes de la migración → Dominio: bases de datos, pipelines de ML, tests E2E y documentación
La parte de seguridad es la que casi nadie configura.
Una auditoría OWASP externa cuesta cuatro cifras y una semana. Esta la tienes lista antes de comer.
Las skills cubren testing, Python, Go, Rust, Django, Next.js, Docker y CI/CD.
Eso sí, no actives las 286 de golpe o acabarás con una config peor que la que tenías.
Así se integra bien:
→ Haz un fork y léete el README antes de copiar nada → Empieza solo con el agente de planificación y el pack de reglas de tu lenguaje principal → Copia a tu carpeta .claude únicamente los agentes y skills que vayas a usar esta semana → Añade después el revisor de código y el de seguridad, que son los que más rinden → Pruébalo primero en un repo pequeño, no en producción → Si algo sobra, recórtalo. Si echas algo en falta, añade una sola pieza más
La regla es simple: si no sabes para qué sirve un agente, todavía no lo necesitas.
Quien lo integre bien este fin de semana se pasará el próximo trimestre revisando trabajo en vez de escribiéndolo.
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In 2004, a German demoscene group released a game called .kkrieger.
It was a full 3D first-person shooter with dynamic lighting, textures, sound effects, music, and monster AI.
The entire executable was 96 kilobytes. Instead of storing images and audio files, they wrote C++ and Assembly that generated the 3D meshes, textures, and sound waves mathematically in RAM when the game booted.
Today, a single website's "Accept Cookies" banner is 10x larger than that entire 3D game.
Here's the SOLUTION.
First of the comments were right. pi-hole alone isn't enough in 2026. here's the complete picture.
What pi-hole does:
blocks DNS requests at the network level. every device on your network uses it as the resolver. LG tries to call home. pi-hole sees the domain. blocks it. done.
What smart TVs do to get around it:
LG and Samsung panels hardcode DNS servers into their firmware. 8.8.8.8. 1.1.1.1. they ignore what your router tells them to use.
Packet captures confirm Samsung and LG panels open TLS connections to 8.8.8.8:443 within 11 seconds of cold boot. pi-hole never sees those requests. they go straight out.
they also use:
— DoT (DNS over TLS) on port 853 — encrypted DNS that bypasses your resolver
— DoH (DNS over HTTPS) on port 443 — encrypted DNS disguised as normal web traffic
The complete solution would be in layers:
Layer 1: pi-hole or AdGuard Home on any spare device. a Pi Zero 2W is enough for a household. a mini PC or spare laptop works fine. pull the image, point your router's DHCP DNS to its IP.
Layer 2: firewall rule to redirect all port 53 traffic back to pi-hole regardless of what the TV tries to use. this catches hardcoded DNS that ignores DHCP. any router running OPNsense or pfSense can do this. some mid-range consumer routers can too.
Layer 3: block DoT. deny all outbound TCP/UDP on port 853. DoT always uses 853. blocking it forces devices to fail over to plain DNS which pi-hole catches.
Layer 4: block known DoH bootstrap IPs. you cannot block port 443 entirely (that breaks streaming). instead, build an alias list of known public DoH resolvers — 8.8.8.8, 1.1.1.1, 9.9.9.9 — and deny TCP 443 specifically to those IPs from your TV subnet.
Layer 5: VLAN your TV onto its own network segment. it cannot reach your laptops, phones, or NAS. the TV is isolated. whatever it does stays in its lane.
On Quad9:
Quad9 (9.9.9.9) is a legitimate privacy-respecting DNS resolver. it blocks known malicious domains and doesn't log IPs. it's a good upstream choice for pi-hole itself. but it doesn't solve the problem of TVs bypassing your local resolver entirely. it's where you point pi-hole's upstream, not a replacement for the whole stack.
Even with all five layers, ACR (what's on your screen) can still upload fingerprints directly over HTTPS to non-DNS endpoints. pi-hole blocks domains. it cannot inspect encrypted HTTPS payloads.
the full solution is: disable ACR in settings first. then add the network layers on top.
DNS filtering removes a large share of tracking. not all of it. anyone who says all of it hasn't put a firewall in front of their claims.
Robię moda do Heroes 3 gdzie będzie można grać Warszawą.
Jednostki:
- Grażyny (upgrade: Grażyny z KOD)
- LBGT (upgrade: LBGTQ)
- Rowerzyści (upgrade: rowery z napędem elektrycznyn)
- Urzędnicy (upgrade: urzędnicy ze wsparciem UE)
- Lekarze w Porsche (upgrade: lekarze w Lambo)
Jeszcze dwie jednostki potrzebuję...
I love how Edgerunners is such an accurate adaptation that it uses the Cyberpunk 2077’s environments 1 to 1
So glad they are keeping this up with Season 2, so fun to compare locations!
@xavism__@fanboyPL żartem są ceny pamięci. valve maxymalnie ułatwia userom naprawę czy upgrade swoich sprzętów wiec możesz kupić steam machine a potem dodać więcej lub łatwo wymienic pamiec. sprzet jest windows free by default a to kolejny olbrzymi plus. cena choc duza nie jest z dupy.
Nie wiem czy ktoś zauważył, ale Trump powstrzymał dziś w nocy "całkowite zniszczenie cywilizacji", więc jeśli za to nie dostanie pokojowego Nobla, to już nie wiadomo za co..