Woke up this morning feelin' fine
Got Lee Gregory on my mind
He's scoring goals for Wednesday like a striker should, oh yeah
Something tells me I'm in to something goooooood πΆ
#swfc π¦
A man walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor help me, everytime I masturbate I shout come on Sheff Utd."
Doctor replies "That's arite, all wankers do"
Julian said to me after the match that the song you lot sing about him gives him a Borner! He doesn't know where the rumour came from about his cock being massive tho because he said his is tiny π
Back to Middlesbrough saturday. I remember my time up there. I met a beautiful lady. We worshipped each other. Spent many happy times with her it was a shame it came to a sudden end. I think I loved her. In her own way, she loved me. She didn't charge me as much as the other lads