Apricot

post-left being outta diffeomorphic invariant space-time dues ex machina.
Preferably anarchist or was that antichrist?

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

Observability that acts. 🔧

My agent uses @SigNozHQ via MCP as a governed loop: detect→diagnose→act→verify→rollback. It caught a runaway-spend agent & hit a cost kill-switch: ~82% spend cut, all policy-gated. 👇 https://t.co/UtHCvvF1QN

#AgentsOfSigNoz @wemakedevs

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

Observability that acts. 🔧

My self-healing SRE agent uses @SigNozHQ via MCP as a closed loop: detect, diagnose, act, verify. A local model read the incident from SigNoz and fixed it: retry 40%->0%, MTTR 141s. 👇 https://t.co/UtHCvvF1QN

#AgentsOfSigNoz @wemakedevs

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

One dropped LLM response = tokens paid for twice: the retry tax. 🧾

Injected the fault, ran control-vs-chaos cohorts, and watched 4,393 wasted tokens (38%!) show up as duplicate spans in @SigNozHQ - then alerted on it. 👇 https://t.co/RhcwcmvRay

#AgentsOfSigNoz @wemakedevs

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

If you can't observe your AI agents, you don't own them. 👀

I gave a local Llama agent OpenTelemetry eyes and watched every LLM call, token & dollar land in self-hosted @SigNozHQ - no API keys, all on my laptop. 👇 https://t.co/Tmfi5mKRho

#AgentsOfSigNoz @wemakedevs

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

What if an AI agent could read its OWN traces? 🤯

I wired the @SigNozHQ MCP server into a local Llama. Asked for its bottleneck, it queried its own telemetry and nailed it: model calls ~67,000x slower than tools. 👇 https://t.co/in4PccCRA9

#AgentsOfSigNoz @wemakedevs

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

@pachtaogaybro Some girls be barely 4/10 and tweet shaming a short guy trying to express his feelings. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

@ArianisDrama @niroshan682 @Funding_Traders @stats_feed Atleast ain't roaming around spreading hate, terrorism and ignorance... indians might smell like curry but you personally emit such small dick energy bro xD ...

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

@CIDCO_Ltd @CMOMaharashtra @ithakurprashant
Respected authorities, there has been no water supply in Sector-6, Khanda Colony, New Panvel for a couple of days now. I request you to look into the matter at the earliest and provide us with water supply.

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

@CIDCO_Ltd @CMOMaharashtra @ithakurprashant Please help us in this situation.

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

@CIDCO_Ltd I am a resident of Mangalmurti Tower, Sector - 6, Khanda Colony, Panvel. We are getting water supply from 6-9 AM and 6-9 PM.

This is a huge inconvenience given the size of my family.

Till when this issue would be resolved? Please, help me and my family.

[bharvi @bharvisampat]

Peak

[Jon Uleis @MovingToTheSun]

My new favorite thing - Bing's new ChatGPT bot argues with a user, gaslights them about the current year being 2022, says their phone might have a virus, and says "You have not been a good user"

Why? Because the person asked where Avatar 2 is showing nearby

[Archie Sengupta @archiexzzz]

Rs. 8000 Cr Unicorn or Bubble?

Reliance took 50 years to create a large industry.

Adani took 20 years. Companies like Zomato & Swiggy are overvalued, the cash burn for each of them is too high

Either one will die and other survive or one will be acquired by the other.
More 👇

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

Noice https://t.co/t8nyKurtYs

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

@chesscomsupport @chesscom @AntiRacismDay @SRTRC_England @SRtRCScotland Thanks a lot! ✨✨❤️

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

@chesscom racial and verbal abuse is increasing on your platform... pls take appropriate actions
I have faced such abuse many a times but today, i decided to speak up for it.

username: NotAdalia after losing a chess match:

[Apricot @GajananGitte]

@MasonVersluis Bullish TWio