a bug

«some fruit is rotten, not to be forgotten»

[a bug @GalacticPine]

Things are looking up, but, like, what the fuck?

[tiny cities @tiny_cityscapes]

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[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A giant squid is eating a machine gun.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

omg i hate distilling a complex experience into an anecdote like can you have just been there

[a bug @GalacticPine]

simultaneously lonely and socially overwhelmed 🥴

[pj @pjayevans]

No one’s talking about it right now but I bet when December 25th comes around every one will be saying Christmas this and christmas that. You watch

[Erika Hersteria Heidewald @erikaheidewald]

just saw a tiktok asking if it’s cheating if your partner turns to someone besides you for emotional support about an issue at work and not only is it incomprehensible to me how that could be cheating but it also sounds objectively great. i’m glad your pal could handle this one!

[a bug @GalacticPine]

@kurtisconner a piano string wielded by an Anime character

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

I don’t wanna see any before + after photos of skin unless they are done in the EXACT. SAME. LIGHTING.

[Adam Clarkson @AdClarko]

At a pirate themed party. I’ve gone as someone who sells pirate DVDs

[Bonnie Tangey @BonnieTangey]

Wrote, “will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday.

[kuhoo @therealkuhoo]

the person with the beer gets out a bag of edibles and eats THREE OF THEM ,,,, this is more compelling than most broadway shows in the last decade

[kuhoo @therealkuhoo]

the person next to them is in scrubs and looks like they’ve either been crying or haven’t slept in a week (probably both) and they are cackling. 3 of us look into our bags for napkins even though we know we don’t have any. performative activism vibes ,,, while it is STILL GOING,

[kuhoo @therealkuhoo]

-screaming “STOP!!!” to it but it just keeps foaming and gushing with no thinning out whatsoever. it’s all over the floor and making it’s way to bench #3,, they then take out a HUGE overnight pad and wraps it around the IPA can. it’s so big it looks like a diaper.

[kuhoo @therealkuhoo]

a person on this train opened a beer and it gushed EVERYWHERE and it DIDNT STOP for like a good 7 minutes im not exaggerating. everyone was watching like “how is it still going this is crazy” and it felt like there wouldn’t be any left by the end of it. this person is whisper-

[a bug @GalacticPine]

hey man you said I needed to find a reason to live. revenge is perfect