Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus

I am the Lizard King!

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@MmisterNobody This is exactly right!

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@MmisterNobody How about collecting them for the last 25 years?

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@YearsAfterNext 👍

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@YearsAfterNext Rather have a hoverboard!

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@yeage62754 Agreed

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

Capitalism has somehow convinced people that working full time and still being broke is completely normal.

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@yeage62754 Greed took over!

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@Liberty17768 @grok I never said I supported socialism either. None of this is working. We need a new system.

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@yeage62754 @Liberty17768 @grok I never said I supported socialism either. None of this is working. We need a new system.

[The Years After Next? @YearsAfterNext]

🌞 July 2026 just entered the UK weather record books.

According to provisional Met Office data:

📉 England and Wales recorded their driest July since records began in 1836

📉 Southern England experienced its driest month on record

☀️ Some areas recorded their sunniest month since sunshine records began in 1910

🌡️ England recorded its second warmest July on record

To put that into perspective:

📜 Queen Victoria wasn't even on the throne when some of these rainfall records began.

📜 The first public railway was only a few years old.

📜 Charles Darwin hadn't yet published On the Origin of Species.

Yet records stretching back nearly 190 years have just been broken.

What's perhaps most striking is the timing.

This summer arrived exactly 50 years after the legendary drought summer of 1976, one of the most famous weather events in modern British history.

And by mid-July, 2026 had already recorded more days above 30°C than the whole of 1976.

Weather records are meant to be difficult to break.

This summer has broken several.

🌍 Will July 2026 still look extraordinary in another 50 years?

Or will it look like a preview?

[The Years After Next? @YearsAfterNext]

🌊 El Niño explained in 20 seconds.

El Niño isn't a storm, a hurricane, or caused by climate change.

El Niño is a natural climate pattern that begins in the Pacific Ocean.

Normally, strong trade winds push warm surface water towards Asia and Australia.

This leaves cooler water near the west coast of South America.

During an El Niño event, those winds weaken.

The warm water spreads back across the Pacific, releasing more heat into the atmosphere and changing weather patterns around the world.

The effects can include:

☔ More flooding in some regions

🔥 More drought in others

🌾 Changes to crop yields and food production

🐟 Disruption to fisheries and marine ecosystems

🌍 Higher global temperatures

El Niño doesn't cause every extreme weather event.

But it can increase the likelihood of certain weather patterns occurring worldwide.

One of the most important forces shaping global weather starts with a change in ocean temperatures thousands of miles away.

🌎 One ocean. Global consequences.

[The Years After Next? @YearsAfterNext]

This is active now! You can see "shooting stars" for a week or 2 before and after the peak on the 12th, August 2026.

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

The struggle is real!

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@YearsAfterNext El Niño explained in 10 minutes and 16 seconds.

https://t.co/LUdBD2T6oq

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@YearsAfterNext El Niño explained in 10 minutes and 16 seconds.

https://t.co/LUdBD2T6oq

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@Ftjp1980 But they let us have our own little house and maybe a garden and let us choose our own professions.

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@Inverted__World They have us exactly where they want us!

[Sir Galahadious Biggus Dickus @Galahadios]

@awkwardgoogle Street dogs used to scare the shit out of me. I would carry a stick for protection. I never tried this tactic!