OJ Pimpson

(german-slavic chatter)

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

This is a thing I released with my friends. I wrote and sang the words.

https://t.co/nQBY5mWOny

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

Lol what about “Amrhein” tho

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle]

First rule for saying how many Americans there should be: your last name is pronounceable to the average American.

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

@TimaeusChalamet Never even heard of Lost River but that cast is ridiculously good

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

Imagine wanting to smash one of these in in the sun at 3pm on a hot July day

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

New at @whitesox games:

The Campfire Milkshake ($15)

A 16 oz chocolate milkshake topped with graham crackers and toasted marshmallows.

(📸 by @LevyRestaurants)

[Mart @Martposting]

By the time you gather everything necessary to attract women you don't feel obliged to commit to a single one

[Bussy Keaton @BussyKeaton]

Carcosa and chill?

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

All my bitches fatphobic okurr

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

@DaveKluge Jay Cutler the GOAT would never be so lame lol change ur bio dude

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

Boomer version of “the left can’t meme”

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

@JBlackwoodSays God damn this is so funny hahaha

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

@JBlackwoodSays Haha the boomer retard version of “the left can’t meme”

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

@CaliYugaBoomer @default_friend @_MedGold Only bitch I ever met with Lupus was a 5’ half euro/half Asian smokeshow

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

@JamesLucasIT Bro went from directing Star Wars to this

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

pictured: 41 year old box on SSRI’s

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

12. "Outstanding camouflage in my garden" by Amy2kim22

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

Lol the range of this thread from *genuinely vapid r****** bullshit to renassiance level beauty* must be acknowledged

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Everyday photographs that turned into accidental masterpieces - a thread 🧵

1. Girl with a gray towel

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

“A scene from a Coomer’s life” by any retard with an iPhone

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

8. "A scene from a student’s life" by Thomas Haile

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

Lol was it a 6 year old? Literally looks like an * artful* shot of a table at Chuckie Cheese

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

6. After the birthday celebration

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

The irony-bro has evolved to something even more insane lmao

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

made in the us with union labor as always! thanks for the promo!! https://t.co/ZqGI5lrk7h

[OJ Pimpson @GaltHouseRecs]

@Brent_Bohman @Nati_Sports THIS