Andy

Structural Engineer/Poker Player

[Andy @GamblinEngineer]

@pnwnyr41 @00BlakeSmith00 @cnnbrk And there are no buildings over one story tall in red areas.

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@JeromeyR0me It literally used to be. When I was a kid, if you wanted to stop the clock, you’d take the snap and fire it over one of the receiver’s heads and out of bounds.

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We wouldn’t have to do those surprise military member home with their family things if we didn’t send military members to other countries unnecessarily.

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I wonder if somewhere out there there’s a gardener named Quarterback.

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@meJVT I wait but if I see another car coming behind me, I’ll pick one so he doesn’t jump in front of me.

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@eightysixkurt @notadampaul @django Eat my dick.

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@FuckableF @notadampaul @django I get that you don’t understand jokes.

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@notadampaul @django Because it’s straight white people?

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@django This may get you cancelled.

Sincerely,
Louis C.K.

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@zombiemanjay @lthomasnews How do we do that? Just talk shit about them on twitter? Oh yeah, that’ll show em!

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@ashemusic Your album is awesome. I love it.

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Don’t worry, folks. Nothing’s gonna change. It never does. The government and the corporations and the billionaires will continue to fuck you over. The wars will continue. The debt will keep rising. Inflation will continue. The parties are the same once elected.

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@CNN Well when you nominate an unlikeable robot who seems fake as hell in every ad, you end up losing to the slightly less bad dog shit candidate. Both major parties are utter jokes. Fuck ‘em.

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@awfulannouncing lol even dumber than democrats and republicans. I would vote for an old shoe first.

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@NFLMemes By what math are we halfway through the season?

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@SkilosRising @LeadingReport Would have been so great. Fuck.

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they could have shrunk government, cut spending, funded a bitcoin reserve, and tightened up immigration

but they were like “best i can do is free ghislaine maxwell, ICE executions of citizens, and if you buy $TRUMP you get a pardon for fraud”

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it’s crazy that the Right had two years to do literally whatever they wanted and they spent it enriching themselves, bombing iran, and protecting pedophiles

[Andy @GamblinEngineer]

@45gotFAT You didn’t want to choose which party gets to waste your money?