craftyspeller

Let's eat cake 🎂

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Bióloga chinesa Hongmei Wang quer fazer mulheres menstruarem apenas 4 vezes por ano.

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

They learned to do women's nose jobs, breast implants, bbl, lengthen legs, hair extensions, eyelashes and nails, remove hair all over the body with laser, do artificial tanning, cut out the labia majora, but they still haven't invented a cure for endometriosis

[craftyspeller @GambuRuth]

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[craftyspeller @GambuRuth]

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[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

Someone said that the leading cause of dehydration in toddlers & young children ages 3-8 years old is bed time

At first I was confused and now I can't stop laughing 😭😂

[Duncan Abigaba @DuncanAbigaba]

"This is the first bottle of soluble (instant) coffee to be produced in Uganda. And I can assure you that by the end of this year, we shall be giving you two and a half tonnes of soluble coffee", — @TugumeNelsonO at @UgandaMFA Economic Cooperation Department Retreat.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Brush your child's teeth. Clean your child's ears. Bathe your child. Moisturize your child's skin. Do your child’s hair. Dress your child neatly in clean clothes. Read to your child. Feed your child nutritious meals. Take your child to their appointments. Take your child outside. Stay involved in your child’s education. Put your children FIRST. A lot of people always claim to want kids but can’t even keep up with the basic bare minimum it takes to care for a child(ren).

[Big baby🌸 @lizzyjollof]

The girlies that get it know wide-leg jeans never disappoint.

[Zarish @Zarish5062]

“A postpartum mom doesn’t need you to hold her baby so she can catch up on chores. She needs you to do the chores so she can hold her baby”

[Lilith @liiliith0]

Artık doğum günümde insanlar beni alkışlarsa ne yapacağımı biliyorum.

[goma @soigomaa]

Her husband told a court she was too strong to be a wife. The judge agreed and stripped Wangari Maathai of everything, her family, her job, her home.
She looked around and noticed women walking miles every single day just to collect firewood. So she handed them seeds instead. The government responded with arrests, beatings, and a padlocked office door.
30,000 women trained. 51 million trees planted across Kenya. Nobel Peace Prize in 2004. They handed her destruction. She turned it into an entire forest.

[Dr. Fred C. Semitala @SemitalaFred]

It's exam time before we send out the next set of General doctors and physicians.@InternalmedMak @MakCHS_SOM @MakerereCHS @Makerere @MJAPUg

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

[Tamorah Shareef Muhammad @ModestyQueen19]

The older I get, the more I understand why older women disappear into gardening, candles, comfy clothes, and silence.

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓠𝓾𝓲𝓮𝓽 𝓟𝓮𝓷 – 𝓝𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓤𝓼𝓽𝓪𝔃 @Nazeephie]

A lover is far more sacred than a beloved, for...

—a lover would choose you out of all the better versions of you out there,

—a lover would bend their rules to be with you,

—a lover would find ways to make you feel loved,

[PhD_Genie @PhD_Genie]

Opening the literature review folder of your previous paper

[NARO Uganda @narouganda]

H.E. @KagutaMuseveni the President meets the innovators behind NARO’s anti-tick vaccine.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

They invented a wheelchair for immobile sperms. From forcing their bodies on ours, men are now forcing their imapired sperms on our eggs but Endometriosis and PCOS remain un cured and under researched.

THEY FOUND A CURE FOR BAD SPERMS BEFORE ENDOMETRIOSIS!!!