Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of being a long reliever in the MLB.
I dreamed of coming into the game in the 3rd inning after the starter got 5 hung on him, and putting up 2.2 IP 3 H 2 BB and 1 R with 1 SO.
Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home