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I peaked on MySpace. My tweets are my own unless you don't think they're funny or are offended in which case they solely represent Comcast Customer Service.

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He did it. Whatever crime Pikachu is investigating, it was 10000000000% Mr. Mime

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Oh no

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Not sure what constitutes as activity and not trying to get purged by el*n so Yeah.

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@TheBennettK @CoveysBurner Venmo me.

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@ScoutWithBryan @SBNation It’s not defamation you racist rube.

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@HeheWaitWhut @crappyoats @WhiteSoxSlater @ChiSoxFanMarx @AJEarley4 @heckinwoke @anarchotankie We bringing this back?

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@AverageJer Look. I haven’t given it that much thought but I’ve seen poison and they suck ass

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@AverageJer Look. Wanted dead or alive and shot through the heart are both significantly better but Bon Jovi still sucks.

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@AverageJer Jer. Rethink this please.

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@_JameyPaula @Aftermath8 She’s joking now. She was dead seriously early and choose tweets as the methods to air all her real problems with me.

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Is “No ones gonna love you” by band of horses the best ballad ever?

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@_JameyPaula @Aftermath8 Aaron is def not here.

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@Patrick_Fenelon @88mugsy88 Damn I thought Maggie followed me. My bad. Let her know I apologize and that it’s goose.

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@88mugsy88 @Patrick_Fenelon Pat’s obsession with getting the rest of the country to adapt grey duck over goose is honestly concerning.

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@JRFegan Barry Bonds comps remain safe.

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@bust_bob @CInsistence @BradDanyluk What do you mean “unfortunately”. You love it

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@VolcelThot @BarrelJumpist Apparently I can't copy and paste my own tweets cuz I'm private.

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@VolcelThot @BarrelJumpist I mean it is very fitting. The White Sox American Choppers one was my next closest in popularity and it wasn't even close.

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@VolcelThot Woulda taken the friend pestering porno but @BarrelJumpist already got that one.

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@VolcelThot https://t.co/CUl3aePK9N

[L.T. Riyar-Motif @LVDunceCap]

awful news, heard the bloodclot spread to charlies brain, prayers up🙏🙏🙏

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@nba_poop_hat @JustinPinotti I’m only kidding. I got nothing but love for kai

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@nba_poop_hat @JustinPinotti Your general personality and demeanor suggests otherwise