Mixed-Media artist. sometimes a bartender. I had big plans for this Twitter but like everything else I planned, it’s all kind of a shit show. haha anyway, enjoy
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Me: Look, I’m just saying, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend”
My exes: I literally want nothing to do with you
*we fast forward 8 hours. I’m naked, hard staring myself in the closet mirror*
Me: You win again, you god damned son of a bitch…
Wait sorry who actually is this? Also too, lmfao. Imagine being some weird rando in burlap thinking someone being friendly to you when you don’t actually like them is a win for you… but for real though, all of that and again… who is this random Mormon?
When your friend is going down the highway at 110mph after he said some audacious shit and you thought you were just getting a ride to bed bath and beyond…
Elon Dusk is doing a fantastic job of reminding us how he’s a benefiteer of a diamond mine and literally nothing more. Good lord this is a monumental shit show.
Hey @instagram I’m locked out of my account due to 2fa and I’ve tried the video selfie a million times with zero success. Half the time you don’t even actually look into it. Help?
Yo @elonmusk while I have your attention, why should people pay $8 just for their app to get bricked when they say something you don’t like?
This is what my app has looked like ever since my tweet upset you yesterday. What’s good? Doesn’t seem very free speechy to me 🤔
@elonmusk My workers are union, have full healthcare + benefits like childcare help, and every one is paid a living wage. Proceeds go to community acts like tutoring underserved kids.
You’re a union buster with an ego problem who pockets the change from underpaying and mistreating people.
A lot of people ask, no, they don’t. They TELL me social media isn’t the place for this. Word up, thank you normal healthy person. I don’t have someone I can sit down with and talk to normally. Ugh I dunno
The closer I get to the end of my lifespan (via natural causes, relax) the more I feel I’m running out of time to fix myself.
Shit, I’ve been raw dogging this since birth. I’m so goddamn scared of it all ending when I’m not ready, when I haven’t found love and contentment.