E Shelton

Brain scientist and Rocket surgeon.

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

Can we please get Snoop an Oscar nomination for best supporting pooch in Anatomy of a Fall? That dog can act! #Oscars #Nominations

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

I fucking hate @evernote

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

@JayMewes OG

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

@acedtect My favorite drag queen Trixie Mattel. She's a hoot and a half.

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

#fedex screws up again. I guess their drivers don’t know how to knock or ring a doorbell. And they slap a tag on the door that they haven’t even bothered to mark. I see him driving away and now I get to wait to get my package on Monday. Assholes.

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

#dragrace OK top two makes sense I get it.. but Mistress was my bestie. 😩

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

@jennyhagel I wanted her final scene to be dancing in the middle of the gay bar.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I love the smell of the Republican Party imploding in the morning.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I'll say it again: Republicans should be forced to carry Donald Trump to term, even it if endangers the life of the party

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

If you’re MAGA, when are you going to realize that nothing QANON has predicted has happened. Trump is a 3x loser, JFK is still dead, and no one has found any pedophiles running a pizza parlor. Oh, and the sky is blue. Good luck with that hamburger, Herschel Walker.

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

Next year, Tom Hanks should rip Tim Allen’s dick off. I have an insatiable bloodlust thanks to the 2022 Oscars.

[ITH🔆S Mews 🐦‍⬛ @ithosmews]

will smith punching chris rock in the face in front of all of us, then WINNING the best actor oscar is the most 2022 shit ever and confirms lucifer is writing this timeline #Oscar

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

What about the liberties of those that want to enforce a mandate, governor Greg Abbott? Idiot. #governingidiot

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

What is this?? Something flashes by my security camera, lightning fast, just as I close the door after checking the mailbox. #strange #securitycamera #weird

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

Oh so NOW Twitter and Facebook shut him up. Too little too late geniuses.

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

Two fishy vote related things.. 1. The ballots never arrived by mail that I ordered for absentee voting. If we didn't get ours... 2. Every time I get a Twitter email notice Trump tweet (whom I would NEVER follow) heads up top of the list. #vote #fishy

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

@realDonaldTrump Continues to scream FIRE! In a crowded theater. Illegal, immoral and just plain wrong. #liar #loser #traitor

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

Why does Twitter keep telling me what @realDonaldTrump tweets? I don't follow that motherfucker. #Loser

[E Shelton @Gamestress]

I have now been ripped off by @BurgerKing @CrackerBarrel and @PopeyesChicken via @DoorDash. Are the drivers keeping the food for dinner? Last night the idiot didn’t bring hamburgers. We had fries for supper. Nobody tried to fix it.