Honkey Kong

Mikey || 35 || bi || (often NSFW, no minors)
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[Honkey Kong @GammaMesarthim]

sipping my second celsius at the urinal while the first one passes through me #timeandefficiency

[Honkey Kong @GammaMesarthim]

no funny shit (unless you want it to be 😳😳) but thursday ain't gonna be fun this week and i need y'all to make sure the leash stays around my neck

[死 @humanxmaybe]

my cock is too fat to be dealing with all this

[ciaran @statechxmps]

JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this 👀

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i liked ur tweet with my tip

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

using hashtags while sexting

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

pussy had me facing east

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

if I ever won a major I would pull my pants down and start jacking off onstage, altering the course of smash history and forever tainting the public's relationship with esports

[Egg @BoiledEggington]

Was on the bus and this nigga skipped my stop and when I told him he just said "I don't gaf, I can kill us all right now"

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

one time my dad caught a coyote in his yard & instead of releasing it back into the wild he took it to sears where they gave him 300 dollars in store credit.

[Carly Jerk @tylergrift]

going to the bathroom to “piss” using my “penis”

[Honkey Kong @GammaMesarthim]

i'm sorry but it's so funny that the only time i hear about the horse girl game anymore is when one of them dies like bro

[sofia | bnd spoilers 🕸️ @thomslvey]

could’ve thought of a better headline but sure

[Grace @graceyldn]

This reappeared on my TikTok fyp and it’s still just as funny

[XVIIBlades @seventeenblades]

oomf deadass putting bloons tower defense goons on my timeline like i dont have etsy witches ready to curse his black ass on sight