TheNextMarathonRunner

Running another marathon or whatnot at some point or other.

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

Get a bike.

[Strava @Strava]

When you’re entire life is based around running, what do you do when you break your foot? Maggie Nolting explores that question in this episode of the Strava Podcast: https://t.co/SxPTVnXnRx

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

It’s going really well, thanks for asking.

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

Considering options; all of them ridiculous, obvs.

#Run

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

Update: ramps are also out.

#GlasgowAirport
#LochNessMarathon

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

I no longer believe in walking down steps. It’s ramps only from now on. Also sofas, lots of sofas.

Further updates to follow.

#LochNessMarathon
#Recovery
#BoycottStairs

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

Smashed the four hour barrier. Get in!

3:56. Whoop!

Toenails in tact.

Superb Jamaican curry goat to celebrate at Cool Runnings.

#LochNessMarathon

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

See you later...

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

I feel the quickening...

#TwelveHoursToTheStart
#LochNessMarathon

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

24 hours and its on!

Weather conditions are perfect*
I feel amazing*
I have had a relaxing week*
I’m perfectly prepared*

*This information may be incorrect

#SubFourOrDeath
#LochNessMarathon

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

Might go for a bit of a run this weekend. Anyone?

#lochnessmarathon

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

Long, slow, up, down, dry, wet, windy, green and pleasant.

That's it. Enough. Just one more long run and around 336 hours or 20,160 minutes to go.

#MarathonTraining
#MarathonTaper
#LochNessMarathon

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

No traffic, no pollution, no people, no pavement and absolutely no boring flat bits...

Just the way I like it.

#MarathonTraining

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

The Emperor Penguins are going to take one hell of a beating tomorrow morning.

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

It's always leg day...

#MarathonTraining

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

Update: I hate Emperor penguins and we may have to get Netflix.

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

Running 35k today...

That's 21.7 miles, 38,276 yards or 29,166.6 Emperor Penguins.

#JustSaying
#MarathonTraining
@nessmarathon

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

No particular reason, just have a few hours to kill and we don't have Netflix

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

@kyle_j_kranz Aah, the snot rocket. Now there is potential for additional propulsion if we use this power correctly... I'll look into it.

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

Ok... I've googled it and there is no literature I can find on the subject but...

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

If you don't spit, surely it will mean you dehydrate slower?

Won't it? Anyone?

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

#MarathonTraining

#LifeHacks

[TheNextMarathonRunner @GandDMarathon]

As far as I can tell it's salty protein filled liquid and we need that don't we?

Salty goodness?

Shouldn't that be conserved?