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[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

Whoever invented double-tapping to like a message on insta is genius. All I have to do is like a message and everyone understands that means I'm done talking to you.

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

Do they special make the electrical outlets in airports so that anything you plug into them immediately fall out or is it just coincidence?

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

Got a bonus at work and bought a vibrator

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

I ran 8 miles today. It was actually only 2 miles but I'm telling you guys it was 8.

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

Just ordered a nacho bowl at this small bar venue and it stunk up the whole place but tastes so good. People are looking at me hungrily

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

My mean friends suck y'all can go to hell

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

My nice friends are so cool I love you all so much #blessed

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

Sometimes when i hear coworkers talk about their home office I wonder if they also work from the floor of their unkept bedroom

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

@jazzminus Flakey my friend 🥲

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

2022 is the year of literally every single online dating person being a frosted flake.

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

@lilsauceboss I've used freetaxusa for a few years now and it's just as good as TurboTax and much much cheaper. It can import stuff from other services, pretty sure

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

People be getting so upset finding out my lifestyle doesn't involve paying for their lifestyle

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

Sometimes on flights when I get scared of crashing I calm down remembering that 1st class would be doomed with me

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

@delta well thankfully I didn't miss my flight, but only because the flight is now delayed 2hrs. I only knew where to go because of other confused passengers scrambling to a shuttle.

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

@Delta I'm at @JFKairport and your website says my flight is at terminal 2 but I'm being turned around and told to go to international terminal 4? Security line is wrapped around the building. I was here 2hrs early what happens if I miss my flight because of this mess?

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

@delta Wait time for your customer service line is > 5 hrs what a joke

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

@tripleblip @Delta Sounds like we're on the same flight. Hopefully we make it through this mess

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

@Delta @tripleblip @delta Why you are blaming the customer for your internal issues instead of trying to resolve them? We arrived 2hrs early but you shut the terminal down with no notification. Your website still says to go to the closed terminal

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

When you fart and Microsoft Teams reminds you that your mic is muted 😶

[geoge @GangstaGeoge]

I like big zippers and I cannot lie