yung freckles

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

It’s their epigenetic blood memories of being watched over by a court eunuch who knows all their secrets

[damon 💬 @damonwishes]

squiward being bikini bottom's strict elder gay

[evil-lyn @ghoulhag]

starting your first job in corporate as a woman with a bubbly personality and genuinely wanting to get along with everybody

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[† @mourninglambs]

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

let me know when it’s womanhattan

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

There no peptide for disaplin BTW

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

just be urself nobody likes u anyway

[ྀི @hrtindica]

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’m going through shit you can’t find on Reddit

[Snakes🐍 @savemylove4u]

This is what I feel like writing cover letters

[can @can]

one nice thing about flying to SF is that you don’t have to bring any nice clothes