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texan, wife, mother of four

[bella @earlygirl__]

if you’re good enough at your job, you can show a little midriff at the office.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

A hotel? Nonsense. You’ll sleep here on our fold out couch in the middle of our living room with all of our cats.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

this with Benadryl and a gun>>>>>>>

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

[alli @sonofalli]

make the CEO of salesforce try to do literally anything in the platform live on camera

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

Liquid death is like if Austin Texas was a company

[horse @horsetwting]

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

New Pflugerville

[Kay @KaylarWill]

Niche pet peeve: I hate when I’m talking to someone & they’re having indigestion issues? And they’re doing those deep pauses in between words? Like can you get your systems in order before this conversation continues thanks.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

whatever needs to be said was said in Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Damn they got two bass pro shops

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i love having plans to go to a show and i love having been to a show. being at a show is a small price to pay for that

[Errai @errai]

"The weather" is not small talk. Weather is vast, beautiful, and mysterious. We are never really ready to talk about the clouds

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

!!!!!!!!!!

[rabo @dumbnormal]

Taking a $49 Lyft to the airport rn. Thinking about getting a $32 club sandwich and a $15 beer when I get there. Maybe grab a $9 bag of Chex mix for the flight

[frankie steins gay uncle || spoilers @kuntimora]

went to pull out my ID at the bar and they said I didn’t need to

[katie @katefeetie]

the plan? be a reliable, hard worker who’s good at my job, so every time there’s a project that’s really difficult or last-minute, they turn to me. I never work on anything easy again and i’m stressed forever. it’s brilliant.