Wagletodd Wisslewell

Castaway aboard an FTL shuttle. Light years from Earth. And yet, Internet access.

[Wagletodd Wisslewell @Gangulon7]

@NevillePage “There are four! Skulls!”

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@AndyA_Bomb “The Jungle” by Upton Sinclair.

[Wagletodd Wisslewell @Gangulon7]

@crosis101 @DigitalRossman @SirPatStew @TheDeniseCrosby @wilw @TodayinStarTrek @StarTrek @jonathansfrakes @levarburton @akaWorf @gates_mcfadden @Marina_Sirtis @BrentSpiner “Dad should I record the premier?”
“Make it so.”

[Wagletodd Wisslewell @Gangulon7]

I’m back baby! Much love to all the aliens out there. 😍 🌎

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@ccpotter Cassie! When are you playing next? I need to see some Potter magic in my curling these days.

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Venturing to the capital city of Snarlingvlorp today. Home of the most ranutonkutlorps per square mile in the entire sector.

[Ian J. O’Neill 💾 @astroengine]

The black hole in @Interstellar looks spectacular. You know why? It's scientifically accurate: http://t.co/y3krbaQbZY

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The morning commute consists of 20 acidic geysers, 12 fire trees, 6 ice shrubs and 2 death dandelions. The union better have good benefits.

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I chased an adolescent plurnsk for 3 miles after it stole my slarnk shooter. I was unaware it could morph into a giant wasp. #stilllearning

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The larptarp tree is interesting that when its leaves shed the branches, the leafy substance turns into a poisonous vapor instantaneously.

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The autumnal equinox caught the citizens unawares when its arrival triggers a Dundalk migration to the Southern end, blocking all sunlight.

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(Continued) ...Allow infant dlorpublorgs pass in front of us when their menacing mother waddled ahead of them. He then murdered the pirates.

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An intriguing insight into the mind of Trillsrad; when selected as his navigator in a race against river pirates, he slowed down to...

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Investing in a diverse portfolio of Gangulonian goods. The cobalt armor is encouraging. The stranglork can opener, not so much.

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The gangulonian youth go back to their "school" this week. Not sure how learning to steal from a merchant is considered school.

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Alblorf the Almighty has taken over the lowly populated Blorfublork region in lower Gangulon. The opposition is mounting a counterattack.

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For my 100th tweet I'm traveling to Snargax City to put my Snorpblap earnings on a single hand of Gnark. I hope my head remains attached.

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Trillsrad didn't recognize I was gone for 5 months. I was lost in the Appleasaplastic Expanse due to faulty navs from guess who. Trillsrad.

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A hazardous Trompudlorp knocked me into a perpetual sleep for half an earth year. Thank glorp Slarmuslam knew I was only asleep. #notburied

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Clorksnog The Magnificient socked three flandenflorgs in succession to win it for Snargax City. Impressive display of skill.