Paul D. Schumann

Lawyer, untrained economist, horseplayer, church warden, contributor to ThoroFan newsletter, dabbling philologist, Grand Reserve Total Wine Member

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What goes round comes around.

[Sam E. Antar @SamAntar]

Memo to @NewYorkStateAG Letitia James: It’s important for you to stay hydrated while you are under indictment. It worked for me.

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Is Mikie Sherrill playing Hogan's Heroes Sgt Schultz (I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing) or does she always act that way? If elected, is she going to keep her mouth shut when she sees wrongdoing or is she going to call it out?

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When does NBC get rid of Meet the Press moderator? Clearly she is a stooge for the Democrats and is wokeness incarnate. Complete disgrace.

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If you are, or know someone who is, interested in betting on NFL games, check out https://t.co/cvkitzfqtJ before making your first bet.

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John Roberts' confirmation of the authenticity of the leaked draft opinion re abortion is the dumbest action by a government official since Arthur Zimmermann confirmed his authorship of his famous telegram

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With your headline, I seriously doubt it

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@holy_schnitt Check the archives for The Man from UNCLE TV series. Napoleon Solo's girl friends usually slept with their legs wrapped around an inflatable likeness of him and they all had a look of omplete sexual exhaustion when they woke up

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@holy_schnitt And I thought hot girls want smart cars like Ferraris which they drive fast wearing short skirts or short shorts and, for maximum effect, high 👠 when doing so

[Emerson Athletics @EmersonSports]

VOTE for the North Jersey Wrestler of the Week for Jan. 30-Feb. 5 https://t.co/o2iOj2lxax via @northjersey

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Time to reinstate the Ordinance of Labourers first enacted in 1349?

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What is Pelosi afraid of? Put the infrastructure bill up for a vote. Enough Republicans will vote for it even if the socialists in the House won't. The country needs it.

[Kenwood Racing @kenwoodracing]

Portal One, with Frankie Pennington up, goes gate to wire for his second win in a row in R11 @parxracing @letsgoracingpa! Hearty congratulations to the group #71 owners, partners and @Kellyjohnbreen! [📷: George Katzenberger]

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Animal Blessing postponed to next Sunday Oct 17 due to rain today

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If the loonies on the left aren't ready to get rid of Cuomo now, they are showing a complete absence of moral compass.

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Shall we give Robinhood a taste of its own medicine and short the stock?

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After Capehart's and his stooge Woodruff's disgraceful performance on PBS Newshour on Friday, why would anyone want to contribute to PBS in the future?

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Today is St George's Day!

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Is corona the type of virus that can infect your computer?

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How would Quintus Fabius Maximus handle the hysteria surrounding corona?