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Bob:”I’m gonna say it.”

Dave: “You better not.”

Bob: “I gotta.”

Dave: “I’ll push you overboard.”

Bob, mocking voice: “We‘re gonna need a bigger boat.”…

[Dane @UltraDane]

Puget Sound / Olympia, Washington area (Eld Inlet), where two massive ''Steller sea lions'' decided to take over a small sailboat while someone was out fishing.

These two look like large adult males (or one big male and a large female). Together, that's like 10 big men casually lounging on a small sailboat — no wonder it's sitting so low in the water and listing to one side!

For comparison: A typical male California sea lion (the ones you see at piers in California) is much smaller: ~300 kg / 660 lb. on average, max around 350–400 kg.

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@4thOfJuly365 *still

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@LiberalHivemind You can just say Hunter Biden.

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@megbasham @Anna_Soubry @elonmusk Even our heroes do this. It’s an American thing.

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@binyousif_78 @vult_dues If you really live in all the places where the Bible was written, you should know Christ Jesus said in Mt. 22:30
”For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven.”

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@binyousif_78 @vult_dues Please show the verse about getting ”100 virgins.“
We’re waiting.

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@binyousif_78 @vult_dues Once again, you just make it up.
Read a Bible before it’s too late. Your imams have lied to you again.

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@Shinion_Dragon @vult_dues Something she’s never seen before?
Like a man with good hygiene and a 3-digit IQ, or …

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@_coldfact_ @vult_dues Their heaven for men is like fiction written by a 10-year-old boy who thinks endless sex for eternity must be the highest possible reward.

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@ncheese_ham @vult_dues Narrator: They were goats from the start.

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@craigweiss Here’s an entirely novel approach to protein folding that has never been published. Also one a scale of 1-10 there are 4 R’s in strawberry plus or minus a Tuesday.

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@TimothyTodd3 @ImtiazMadmood Fewer.

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@Acts17David @dawahxdialogues Any excuse so they can sexually assault 9-year-old girls.
It’s not a phobia, we aren’t afraid.
It’s disgust.

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@Timcast Harsh but fair.
Lure them to the police station with fake promo video showing it’s actually a retro coin-op arcade.

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@yesnicksearcy Narrator: Everyone was thinking it.

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@reddit_lies @DeIudedShaniqwa Wait … women do whatnow?

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@StephenJGibler Not conceding my em dashes to a thieving LLM.

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@Osirisassad By the book… Structure, pacing, dialog, score, etc… it’s actually The Incredibles.

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@alx … a scam

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@GHHILL1911 Data in this scenario will be the name of the Optimus bot running NASA.

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@Nickisbackbaby “The inner circle within Nazi ranks understood the key to wholesale slaughter requiring many participants.
‘You must first utterly and fully dehumanize a target group, then you can convince otherwise reasonable men and women to commit all manner of atrocities against them.”