Garbage Humans

we highlight humans made of literal garbage.

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Easy one this week!

🤦🏼‍♂️

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

@Neccccy Fucked.

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Todays garbage human is Ed Davey who believes women can have penises. 🤦🏼‍♂️ what a time to be alive!🤡

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Todays garbage human is Shahidul Haque from Bangladesh.

He's housed in a retirement home for widowed pensioners, yet sneaked his secret dependants into the one-bedroom flat. They now refuse to leave, citing human rights.

He can't speak English, doesn't work and claims benefits

[Wayne the Ebola Marshal 🦠 @CovidMarshall]

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Show your appreciation for the regime today! 👨🏽‍✈️🫡

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[Wayne the Ebola Marshal 🦠 @CovidMarshall]

Good morning comrades, I know what you’re thinking, I have got up v early today to say glory to the supreme leader for an hour extra. Incorrect, I decided not to go sleep last night in order that I can stay up all night and repeat it for 9 hours.

May I one day clean his dishes👨‍✈️

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Cases of Mpox are on the rise throughout the world. We are currently deciding if we will impose another lockdown on you and re-introduce mask mandates. Stay tuned for our instructions.

Compliance will be mandatory.

#monkeypox

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

And we know who every single one of them are.

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Then you WILL go to prison for a long time.

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Please watch this space and do as you’re told when you’re told to do it regarding the incoming monkeypox virus.

We are currently debating whether to enforce another global lock-down.

Your compliance is appreciated.

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

You will all be pleased to hear WHO founder and CEO is doing well in hospital and should be able to return to his duties soon. Please continue to pray for him, he is very grateful for all the messages of support.

#GetWellKlaus

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Not funny.

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Phase 3 begins.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Cold weather prompts National Grid to activate energy blackout scheme

Read more🔗

https://t.co/P5Kl0johvu

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Get ready.

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Lab grown meat will help us achieve Net 0, you need to get over you pre-conceptions and do your part to help us help you. Climate change is real and will be here sooner than you think.

#ClimateActionNow

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Its Friday! Klaus says be happy!

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

Elons in the club. 😉

[Wayne the Ebola Marshal 🦠 @CovidMarshall]

I can, if they drop dead its Covid, if they have a runny nose its a common cold. With the right training its easy to tell the difference. 🦺

[Wayne the Ebola Marshal 🦠 @CovidMarshall]

Get the weekend off to a good start with a look at my Best Covidiots Album on my buymeacoffee!

You may think they’re nuts, but maybe they think you are the nuts one!! 😂😂😂🤦🏻

New ones just added! Who’s your favourite?

https://t.co/w3OAoNr2Mt

[Garbage Humans @GarbagePe0ple]

To those asking, no we did not eat bugs at our little event yesterday. They are for you.