the tidbit knower

“she (punches in) her (sleep)”

[the tidbit knower @GarbageWizard]

been humming Funky Town to myself for about three years now

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

this is the plot to Amadeus

[❅ LUNA ❅ @luna9o9]

do u wanna come over and recognize samples

[the tidbit knower @GarbageWizard]

Me and my husband with our seven (7) tubs of yogurt we keep buying anytime it’s on sale

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

all i do is buy yogurt. i'm eating yogurt and updating my to do list with "buy yogurt." sorry i can't hang out this weekend i have to buy yogurt

[Possum_Daily @Possum_Daily]

#Possum #Possum_Daily

[tay @hairball1952]

that moment of the hangout where you all sit in front of the tv and watch music videos

[the tidbit knower @GarbageWizard]

Shows I’ve done this with my husband with:
KOTH
30 Rock
Fullmetal Alchemist
Cowboy Bebop
NGE

And lemme tell you, it is divine 🫰🏻

[pestle @pestleee]

why are fish the only thing you can monger. let me monger some other stuff

[the tidbit knower @GarbageWizard]

This is how Penelope looks

[the tidbit knower @GarbageWizard]

if you’re a big fan of gear and tools and ritual, lemme tell you: you should have a baby

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

[the tidbit knower @GarbageWizard]

Fun unexpected pregnancy symptoms:
-fat lips
-intensified sense of taste
-bone deep sense of empathy for my mother
-constipation

[James @exhaustdata]

I’m telling everyone that Cocteau Twins is Christmas music. They could be singing about Santa you don’t know

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[the tidbit knower @GarbageWizard]

Thinking about how 90% of our meals at home are guy chow

[doomer @uncledoomer]

>pull out detailed illustrated diagram showing the difference between wifeslop, guychow, foidslop, and guyslop

[the tidbit knower @GarbageWizard]

Aspirational

[extrêmement vivant @anaamshi]

Me

[川北すピ子 @su_pico]

無駄にいろんな角度で

[low yield lucy @picotop]

you are not allowed to wear Carhartt if you know what KPI means.