PriceslaughterhouseCoopers, CPA

An acquired taste that no one’s acquired | Young Urban Professional Garbage | I had leukemia | Pls register with @NMDP_org

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Keith Hernandez is horny on the tl

[Ronnie Fieg @RonnieFieg]

The best Peanuts collection ever to celebrate their 75th anniversary. Coming soon.

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I love the Islanders broadcast team bc they will explain what exactly the Islanders should not do and then the Islanders do exactly that

[samantha @babymyapologies]

Haim are kind of like Dugtrio

[PriceslaughterhouseCoopers, CPA @GarbageYuppie]

I have discovered Masayoshi Takanaka and now I will become even more insufferable

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John Calipari always looks like a 5 year old who got told “no desert”

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@StevenACohen2 @HenrySanchez Maybe you should buy Fanatics, as a bit

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Dan Vladar welcome to the Gatacombs™️ brother

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*getting ready for a date, listening to Johnny Cash’s ‘Hurt’*

“I shaved my shaft… today...”

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

If I was non binary I'd make my name like an old sailing ship name, I'd be called Intrepid or The Influence

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Me in Lou Lamoriello’s office

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

Dozens of 26-year-olds with nowhere to sit and say the r-word to one another 😪

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Me guarding Kelsey Plum

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The LA Sparks plan to hold male practice player tryouts next month 👀

(h/t @kicks)

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Jets are signing former #Chargers TE Stone Smartt on a 1-year deal, source said. An RFA who was non-tendered, he came on late in the season and NYJ likes the upside.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My friend spotted this in the wild earlier. A guy wearing a jacket that just says "Mexican Food"

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@tomcam24 I need some fucking tour dates

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Lady Gaga wrote a better Taylor Swift song than any song Taylor Swift has ever written lmao

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Why was there no 2’ option?

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Which number are you?

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Men only want one thing

[PriceslaughterhouseCoopers, CPA @GarbageYuppie]

After years of seeing what’s out there (flavored cream cheeses) I have returned to my high school sweetheart (butter)