Mister Market

Keyboard soldier on woke adventures

[💆🏽‍♂️ @godspeedbrother]

currently running 6 separate verified twitter accounts cosplaying as european and south american tourists getting charmed by everyday american slop for engagement

whoever else is interested tap in !

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@pissvortex "I have an electricity allergy after they put in one of those new smart meters. I can feel the power lines draining my energy"

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@IGN_GFRETRO Should be Lil B instead of carti

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@StatisticUrban French or German makes more sense. Only 1, tiny EU member has English as an official language.

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@butleriano We built a railroad over the Rocky Mountains in 1869 bro

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

Why doesn't Gen Z drive anymore/leave the house?

[NativeTexan @NativeTexan_17]

Yall… USAA has lost their fucking minds.

Look at this insurance quote I got for two vehicles for my sons and I.

Of course having two teenage drivers bumps it up but yall….

@USAA y’all have lost your fucking minds.

I have had zero wrecks.

I had one ticket when I was 32 years which wasn’t anything crazy.

My one son still has his permit and my older son has one speeding ticket that he went to whatever drivers course was but it was five miles over.

Maybe it’s BECAUSE YALL SUCK AND HATE MILITARY …

….anyway.

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@SethDillon Yes, that is the point.

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@PolitlcsUK No ban on Russian or Chinese social media? Interesting how the UK has fallen to authoritarian regimes

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

It's good to spend a few hours online each day so you know which people have "elite ball knowledge" and who has "the mandate of heaven"

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@JasonMichaelDu1 @akarlin @PeterDiamandis @elonmusk DOGE was a disaster. You don't get real results by giving a bunch of 19 year old smartasses a sledgehammer.

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@loganb Why would the market build housing at a loss?

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

They are chauvinistic about AMERICAN, not "Western" culture, that is the problem. Even the so-called "socialists" still believe in the shining city on a hill crap (see also: anyone who soyfaces over le Union Army)

[Jason A. Christian @jasonachristian]

tapping the sign...

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@JamesEisen1891 "We want free healthcare and housing". Ahh, but have you not read the paper in the economics journal? Rent control and single payer healthcare are literally worse than another World War!

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@metrognome99 @FischerKing64 Why can't Iran have nukes if "Israel" has them?

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@metrognome99 @FischerKing64 I'm very much not an artist. Is it OK for Israel to have nuclear weapons?

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@Guy128That Nah, I'd catch a least a couple. Chad can't handle 100 girls, and some of them love a short king.

[𓆸 @khshumai]

I told beautiful haitian nurse that 29 year old men are mentally 19 and she said Yes even at 50 they are retarded

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@khshumai Men do be r'tarded

[Mister Market @Garbagestyleman]

@RtrnSanity "Public schools should be high quality" - libtard opinion in 2026, disgraceful.

[Deload Aeneas @AnchisesforReps]

@Garbagestyleman @AniOutdoor @Jbn3ex Commies are so lacking in a sense of achievement or adventure, a thirst for anything more than "mere" yeast life, that they can't possibly conceive of a man doing something that's hard for its own sake.