The Garden Cricketer

Garden cricket specialists touring the country.

[The Garden Cricketer @GardenCricketer]

Looks like @Mattburgess1996 after sun bathing in the outfield for 5 hours and realising that he’s still playing a game if cricket

[Stuart Broad @StuartBroad8]

That would be a 50p fine at Egerton Park CC & that’s not professional cricket.... Village

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

I just want COVID to be over so I can go back to being a complete failure but without having to wash my hands every 6 seconds

[WGS Cricket @WGS_Cricket]

Our latest Podcast is now available! A big thanks to Mr Wenham and @DerbyshireCCC’s Tom Wood. Let us know what you think! https://t.co/hlZad5hssz

[Cricket Rustling 😂🏏 @CricketRustling]

Club cricket shithousery 😂😂😂😂

[Cricket Rustling 😂🏏 @CricketRustling]

That sign reads:

I bowl to the left
I bowl to the right
I’m Mitchell Johnson
My bowling is shite

Signed off by the man himself 🤣

[The Garden Cricketer @GardenCricketer]

In at 2 and fresh from the nets - @Michaelwjb1 #NoBoundaries

[The Garden Cricketer @GardenCricketer]

Opening the batting - @Joe_Crawley

[The Garden Cricketer @GardenCricketer]

Team news coming at 11:15...

[The Garden Cricketer @GardenCricketer]

Pitch looking good ahead of Day 2. @Michaelwjb1 gives us his thoughts before play. #Moist

[The Garden Cricketer @GardenCricketer]

BREAKING - 1st Session Day 2 delayed. Several players have woken up this morning with “Flu like symptoms”. Contrary to reports in the press, we can confirm alcohol has played no part. Team news to follow...

[The Garden Cricketer @GardenCricketer]

Another @FreddieWenham half tracker buried by @Joe_Crawley on the way to his maiden half century. Thankfully @Michaelwjb1 reduces him to just a single. Legend has it that @Mattburgess1996 is still stood in exactly the same position now and still hasn’t moved a muscle.

[The Garden Cricketer @GardenCricketer]

Regrets this after a two hour stint in the covers today 👀

[The Garden Cricketer @GardenCricketer]

Close of play for today. A good run out on Day 1. @Joe_Crawley ends on top for the day, reaching 50 from just 38 deliveries after recovering from a -10 for dropping a sitter off Booth. #GotHimNextBallAnyway #JustBloodyDiveOnTheFloorMike

[The Garden Cricketer @GardenCricketer]

The Gashes are back! #BuckleInForBoothsBudgetCoverDrive

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

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