Gareth Mark Long

Writer, gamer, candlestick maker. One of those might not be true.

[Gareth Mark Long @GarethMarkLong1]

2/2 And on the track (because that still matters) we’ve got an ex X-man, an ex-sapling, and a moment of huge cultural significance: the Battle of the Andies.

#ukcomedy #marvel #dc #hotfuzz

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1/2 Wrecky Races Season 2 Race 68

After last week’s dramatic finale there’s a surprise in store for our new commentator, and plenty of explaining to do. In between, you know, the actual commentating...

#racing #games #gaming #driving

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2/2 But don’t let get in the way of the action. Maisie Adam and Jessica Hynes are among those trying to topple King of the Canyon brulleks as we head out to the desert, where it’s so easy to accidentally lose people...

#racing #games #gaming #driving #ukcomedy #marvel #dc

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Uh oh, tis Wrecky Races Season 2 Race 67
Tensions come to a head this week on & off the track with inter-commentator disagreements threatening to overshadow the event.
Things may never be the same. Except the drivers. And the league table. And the format.
https://t.co/F2l7iUWlID

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2/2 Hellish legions aside, there’s also Alan Partridge, Peter Parker and (oh dear) Bob Mortimer all battling it out to become Champion of Rocky Pass as the Need for Speed Challenge continues.

#ukcomedy #marvel #dc #demonsunite

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1/2 What’s that coming over the hill? It’s Wrecky Races Season 2 Race 66!

Another new first: a vengeance demon commentating on a vengeance demon, with all the objective, unbiased reporting you’d expect.

#racing #games #gaming #driving

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2/2 This time we’re off to Atlantica, where Andrew Maxwell tries to follow up his recent win by not crashing out again, while Graham Norton just gets in the way a bit.
#racing #games #gaming #driving #ukcomedy #marvel #f1 #venturebros #dc

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1/2 It’s back! Wrecky Races Season 2 Race 65

After a two week off-season break to finalise new commentator contracts, Wrecky Races is back and, er, no different at all.

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2/2 If that's not enough, our new (volunteer) commentator provides a throrough analysis of the two most controversial aspects of Wrecky Races: shortcuts and driver aggression.

(Spoiler warning: "they no matter at all.")

#driving #ukcomedy #marvel #f1 #venturebros #dc

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1/2 Wrecky Races Season 2 Race 64

This is it, the big one! Two top five drivers go head to head for the first time in, er, a while? We head to Redrock Ridge to watch Graham Hill and Vision battle it out at the top of the table.

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#racing #games #gaming

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2/2 Meanwhile our hunt for a reliable commentator goes on.

If you've got what it takes... Oh, never mind. Someone seems to have already taken the hotseat...

#ukcomedy #marvel #dc #buffy

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1/2 Time for Wrecky Races Season 2 Race 63

The largest (dead)pool of pointscorers yet take to the roads of Hometown, where Winifred Burkle and Spike battle for supremacy of the Whedonverse minileague.

https://t.co/gqitTWIIQG

#racing #games #gaming #driving

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2/2 Race 62 sees the most returning pointscorers ever for a Wrecky Races meet, with the likes of Axel Foley, Jack Dee, The Outrider, Nic Hamilton, Drusilla, Max Rockatansky and Peter Baynham all trying to climb the table.

#ukcomedy #marvel #btcc #madmax #venturebrothers

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1/2 It's Wrecky Races Season 2 Race 62

It's come to our attention that certain parties are set on sabotaging the ongoing broadcast of WR. So this week the action moves to a slightly less combustible environment...

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#racing #games #gaming #driving

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2/2 Returning pointscorers this week include Hutch, Vanko, Hairy Blue Frasier, Mark Olver and brulleks' chief nemesis Brock Rumlow. Miranda Hart is in a car too.

#racing #games #gaming #driving #ukcomedy #marvel #mirandahart #starskyandhutch #contractlaw

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1/2 Wrecky Races Season 2 Race 61
WR management want to make it clear that just because we're a charitable foundation that's no reason for certain contractees to start taking liberties. And live on air is definitely not the place to air grievances.

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2/2 Returning pointscorers this week include Axel Foley, Miek and Professor Hulk.

Yes, its the Beverley Hills Cop / Marvel crossover that literally nobody ever asked for.

#ukcomedy #marvel #cornettotrilogy #venturebrothers

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1/2 Ta-daaaa! It's not murder, it's Wrecky Races S2 R60.

There's something hot and fuzzy about Wrecky Races this week, and I'm not talking about our (apparently residentnow)demon. It must be an angel...

https://t.co/BzwEYhZKHC

#racing #games #gaming #driving

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2/2 Meanwhile our friendly neighbourhood demon seems to be confused over the pay structure at Wrecky Races.

Management would like to clear this up: job's not done until it's done. Now get cracking.

#gaming #driving #ukcomedy #marvel #dc

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1/2 It's Wrecky Races Season 2 Race 59

The Need for Speed challenge takes us to the Canadian Alps, with drivers including a mutant Aeromancer, a mutant Homo Carcharias, and a mutant murderous mother. What's up with the water in Canada?

https://t.co/mNzyOUGI7C

#racing #games