Gareth Morrell

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@deloisivete It would be a very short line, which I’m guessing is your point 😂

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@deloisivete You have to think quantity rather than quality.

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@deloisivete Go to your room(-inant)

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@deloisivete I got stuck on E.

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@deloisivete Will he end up being fully-layden?

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@deloisivete Sadly, they don’t give a fork….

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@Pogue This is true! 😀 The refund arrived automatically. I think Amazon can afford it!

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@Pogue @amazon Nah - I’m good. The damage was very minor, and it was Amazon’s fault, not the publisher’s 😀

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@pogue This arrived safely, and with the dust jacket only slightly bent owing to inadequate packaging by @amazon Can’t wait to dive in….

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@deloisivete And after the touching base comes all the circling back…🤦

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@deloisivete I like my pizza like I like my St Stephen’s Day - deep and crisp and even…..

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@ericamorecambe @deloisivete The planned obsolescence of plasters (BandAids to you Yanks) never ceases to amaze me. The ones they use in medical facilities will stick firmly through several showers, but those are apparently too good to sell in drugstores.

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@allholls @deloisivete The dad gene is there - it will kick in when he reaches adulthood 😂

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@allholls @deloisivete It makes the yard look prettier and it gets him out of the house. Win-win!

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@allholls @deloisivete *sigh* If only MY wife had this level of self-awareness……

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

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@deloisivete But it is located in a super position…..

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@deloisivete They already have. It’s called tea.

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@deloisivete Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase “I got sh*t to do…”

[Gareth Morrell @Gareth_Morrell]

@terrip38 @deloisivete Apologies to those who have heard it before, but I once dined at a Nepalese restaurant in Bath called Yak Yeti Yak. I believe it is no longer there.