¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

50% of replies to this are fellow Brits who know what our Xmas culture and weather are like and how nightmarish driving at Xmas can be and 50% Americans focussing only on the distance, as though Britain is just a tiny quaint replica of America in every way - thus proving my point

[The Green Party @TheGreenParty]

Let's make hope normal again.

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @GarfootTim]

@CircleToonsHD

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @GarfootTim]

@BolsoverTown @hendley_jordan @JoshuaNico96 @alexsxndo

[Bolsover Town FC @BolsoverTown]

Our 3rd goal today courtesy of @GarfootTim 👏🏼👏🏼

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Yup. The one-and-only @LindseyVonn asked me about astrology. I gave her a succinct answer.

#AthletesAskNeil @StarTalkSports x @Uninterrupted
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[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

There's no football to watch, so sit back and enjoy this 10 minute compilation.

The absolute GOAT. 🐐

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

COMPETITION: If Steven Bergwijn scores first against Man City today, we’ll giveaway a Premier League shirt of your choice.

To enter:

1⃣ RT this tweet.
2⃣ Follow this account

Winner announced after the game, good luck! 🇳🇱👊

[Football Daily @footballdaily]

You can see what this win means for Frank Lampard 🙌

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Premier League goals this season:

⚽ Sadio Mané: 5
⚽ Mohamed Salah: 4
⚽ Roberto Firmino: 3
Total: 12

⚽ Tammy Abraham: 8
⚽ Mason Mount: 4
Total: 12

These Chelsea youngsters. 🔥

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Liverpool fans refusing to acknowledge Virgil Van Dijk’s mistake for Napoli’s 2nd goal

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

COMPETITION: If Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang scores first against Watford today, we'll giveaway a 2019/20 Premier League shirt of your choice.

Simply RT and follow this account to enter. ✅🔁

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

fuck u

[Deadly Sirius @DeadlySiriusSXM]

VIDEO: @rickygervais, @missdianemorgan, and @SeanMcLoughlin discuss if Hell existed... New Episode of #DeadlySirius tomorrow at 11AM ET on @SIRIUSXM Comedy Greats (ch. 94) https://t.co/Zc0FfbmEqd

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Didier Drogba: "I watch every Chelsea game still. I am a fan like everyone else. When my wife wants sex I tell her 'No Chelsea is playing'."

[For The Men @ForTheMen]

Its crazy how accurate this is, mind blown

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"You've got a missed call"

I know, I was staring at my phone as I was missing it

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Chelsea logic.