Hawaiian shirt and bandana enthusiast. Lover of books, film, women, and corny Bios. Hater of lousy rich people. (Don't worry, Elon. You're my golden boy.)
@CountDankulaTV Im gonna tell my wife that if she doesnt get her toenails removed then Im divorcing her and putting my home, car, and wealth into the account of a very good friend so that bitch wont get shit.
@Ubisoft Itd be really cool if you guys stopped making killing "innocnet civilians" a penalty in your games. You dont have to make it completely inconsequential, just dont make it a game over when I kill three people.