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[sevenup @GarlicJesus]

“I’m from California”

“What part of California?”

“San Francisco”

“OMG Me too!!”

“No way! What neighborhood??”

“Oh I’m actually from Orinda”

If one more mf pulls shit like this.

[sevenup @GarlicJesus]

@baseballmarty @RafaelCorral13 Giants 3 WS 5

[sevenup @GarlicJesus]

Works fine chief

[Dirk Fuckner 🚯 @timerube]

FYI to anyone who may be affected, Verizon is down, it's not your phone. A nuclear war has started and the Internet will fully collapse in 6 hours

[sevenup @GarlicJesus]

Can we trade Doval and Matt Williams to the Phillies for a couple of hoagies

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see meaning

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The words on a screen in the Yankees clubhouse last night were clear:

WIN TOMORROW FLY THURSDAY

Gerrit Cole has started six win-or-go-home postseason games. His teams have won two. This is the biggest start of his life. Where Cole stands, free at ESPN: https://t.co/Yi7ylS5ju7

[Rick @RickDaSquirrel_]

People watch the Transformers movies for the robots. I watch them for the stupidly hilarious human scenes.

[sevenup @GarlicJesus]

@wbenau @timkawakami Snell literally threw a no no?

[Dave @gggiants]

We had to suffer through 155 Nick Ahmed ABs because Fitzgerald got picked off of first that one game.

[sevenup @GarlicJesus]

Rookie of the Year effect

[Jeff Young @BaseballJeff1]

Maybe the radar gun was hot or maybe he was amped up for the game, but Robbie Ray's four-seam fastball averaged 95.2 MPH last night. His fastball averaged 93.4 MPH in his last full season in 2022.

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

A football penalty is an 80 per cent goal chance. Goalkeepers already have odds stacked against them. It is unfair and wrong that the laws punish goalkeepers moving fractionally early off the line, but allow Lewandowski-style stuttered, stop-start run-ups. Stop both or neither.

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

An over the shoulder catch in center field...how fitting

[Dave @gggiants]

I cannot believe they won that game. I feel like I dreamt it.

[Just Mets @just_mets]

The streaming feed of the Mets game just cut to a mariachi band playing “Higher” by Creed during the commercial.

The vibes are wild right now 🤣

[KNBR @KNBR]

Screw it, 40 Tim Lincecum moments for his 40th birthday

A thread:

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

Poetry in motion.

[Steven Rissotto @StevenRissotto]

It’s Tim Lincecum’s 40th birthday today and I’m obligated to share the most dominating outing of his big league career. #SFGiants