Garner

The comment section is my favorite part of the internet

[sam @samwell_gnarly_]

White Lotus except they’re in Galveston

[Garner @Garner63]

@JeffDye This will be in his act soon if it isn’t already

[Garner @Garner63]

@JeffDye Sad to see what you’ve become

[Kassy Akiva @KassyAkiva]

Princess Bride is a bad movie.

[cooked by aggy @beviespimp]

an academic advisor at texas a&m

[Chris @citehchris]

why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15
minutes every hour to cook up some parlays

[Matt Lopes 🦖 @matthewjokes]

We basically have two animals that have been fighting so long and hard that they dont know what the fuck theyre doing

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

The rizzler just a gentrified terrio

[agartha christie @samoyed_online]

yep boss, the promo video is going great. got the twitching humanoid robot strung up on a meat hook and flickering lights. they’ll love it

[Matt Lopes 🦖 @matthewjokes]

Bro gonna be Patrick Mahomeless after this game

[mark normand @marknorm]

Every NFL announcer in Nola tonight is desperately trying not to say “he ran over that guy!!” #SuperBowlLIX

[The Wonton Don @DonnieDoesWorld]

The two most polarizing figures in American history

[Garner @Garner63]

@shirtsthtgohard Forget Bobby Hill that’s @Glenny_balls

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Calling ICE on anyone who brings a Bluetooth speaker to the beach this summer

[mark normand @marknorm]

If RFK jr saw what I was eating this holiday, he’d have me deported

[Holland Beck @hollaa_backk]

Nick Saban the next time he sees Shane Gillis

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Days like this on twitter feel like a bird got into the classroom

[Garner @Garner63]

@kyleumlang

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women