Meghan Garner I Guess

shit, I dunno, did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@missymazzoli @HouSymphony We watch the @HouSymphony live streams every week with friends in two other cities, and this performance left all 6 of us literally speechless. (And two of us in tears. The good kind! I think...?)

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@missymazzoli @HouSymphony This was absolutely mesmerizing. I quit all social media over two years ago, and this work was so excellent I came back just so I could say “thank you.” Wow.

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@KeatsTabby Hi! Yup, turns out abandoning all social media is great for your mental health. Actually, really any kind of media. And also any kind of social, come to think of it. Basically what I'm trying to say is 10/10 do recommend the hermit life. Hope you're well!

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

“By the time you reach 35 you should be happy.” Well fuck can we go back to the whole retirement savings idea that one suddenly seems more doable tbh https://t.co/oRjja0qEc4

[pfpicardi @pfpicardi]

The replies to this are INCREDIBLE. https://t.co/NIakMc5xh4

[I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog]

I pet Tréan. He is 6 years old and a Great Pyrenees. He is very protective. His fur is soft and fluffy. Tréan likes to bark. Sometimes he likes to bark just to let the world know he is there.

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

A black reverend preaching to British royalty about the resilience of faith during slavery is 10000000% not what I thought I was waking up for, the royal wedding is good

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

“By the time you reach 35 you should go eat dinner and then go home to the cat.”

This seems doable. https://t.co/fwDLAhofjq

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@champagnechaser Yeah, that's the normal for me also. A couple a day, and most from 979 numbers like my cell. This is something totally new and I AM NOT OK WITH IT.

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

What the actual fuck is going on with spam calls lately?! Why have they suddenly gone into hyperdrive and how can I make it stop? I’m going to lose what’s left of my mind.

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@PearlRiverFlow You might be right. I'd been getting 3-4 a day, but then it seems to have ramped up: yesterday I got 12, and so far today I've already gotten 12 and it's not even 2pm. I couldn't even get through typing this tweet without one interrupting me.

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@TheDailyGlam Right?! And 1-3 a day was bad, but I’m getting 10-12 a day now, and all unique numbers so blocking doesn’t help. WTF.

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@melistress like, I do that too and this is still what is getting through.

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@melistress Yeah but that doesn’t work anymore bc they are all new/different numbers, no repeats. The only time the same number calls multiple times it’s all back to back (those 7 calls for example, all within about 15 min time span.)

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@tahni_joy Also I am pretty sure you are the very top name on my shortlist of “People I Would Very Much Like To Discuss Queerness, Gender, & Sexuality With At Length Over Cocktails.” #goals

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

I’ve never been to Pride for this reason. I want SO BADLY to go but the anxiety/hurt/guilt isn’t worth it: I sincerely don’t want to ruin your day by existing any more than I want you to ruin mine. (But the day when the whole acronym is welcome is gonna be one hell of a party!) https://t.co/pQrAurTmf6

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@tahni_joy Omg have SO MUCH FUN! Say “I love you” to a total stranger for me.

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@thebutterknife Gurl. I am adopted and my parents are teetotalers. I will Never Understand the mindset that says “hey lets go spend our yearly salary to buy a baby!” STONE SOBER.

[Meghan Garner I Guess @GarnerMeg]

@tahni_joy