melissa

scoop as in 🍦 / Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! 🚌

[Anna Piper Scott @annapiperscott]

I'm not saying @jk_rowling is a male. I'm just saying we have zero proof that she's not a male. And until we see her chromosomes, can she be trusted in women's spaces?

[Melanin Be Geekin' @melaninbegeekin]

Yall really had me scared about The Marvels but its funny, hits emotional beats without uncutting them, Iman Vallani is a got damn delight and the three leads work very well together.

[Ash Crossan @AshCrossan]

#TheMarvels is a fun hang and I hopes encourages anyone who skipped Ms Marvel to go back and watch. Iman is INCREDIBLE. Kamala and her family are some of my favorite moments of the MCU.

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

THERE GOES THAT MAN!

#LVvsBUF | 📺 CBS

[It’s Keaton! @EvilKeaton]

Uncle Jack might by the best one off character on Arrested Development. Martin Short is a legend, top 5 funniest person to be put in front of a camera.

[melissa @GarrafaScoop]

i missed their voices so much!!!

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

MAJOR LIFE UPDATE - for the remainder of the strike @StephenAtHome, @JimmyFallon, @SethMeyers, @IamJohnOliver & I are joining forces for a new podcast called @StrikeForceFive. Hear the first episode tomorrow 8/30. ALL proceeds (thanks to @Casamigos and @MintMobile) go to support our out of work staffs. Listen now - https://t.co/qsyo28mYSV @SpotifyPodcasts

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Yeah, I’m gonna need more men’s football players to speak out on this Rubiales situation. A lot more.

[Alex Morgan @alexmorgan13]

I'm disgusted by the public actions of Luis Rubiales. I stand by @Jennihermoso and the Spanish players. Winning a World Cup should be one of the best moments in these players' lives but instead it's overshadowed by assault, misogyny, and failures by the Spanish federation.

[Shaista Aziz 💙 @shaistaAziz]

This is not “a kiss controversy” as some media keep referring to the assault & harassment against #JenniferHermoso. She has made it crystal clear she did not give consent to #LuisRubiales to lift her up and kiss her on the mouth in the full glare of watching world at #FIFAWWC

[Tammy Audaer Gransee @tcgransee]

This!👇🏻
#Trump #Trump2024

[Jason D Farhang @jason61987]

#Hilary Friday, August 18, 2023,
9:19 AM PDT: Hurricane Hillary has grown to a monster of category four status overnight and continues to turn at 142 mph sustained winds just south of Cabo San Lucas, MX. They’re already tropical storm watches from Los Angeles to San Diego in place for people along the coast. Also, you need to pay attention to large waves 9 to 13 feet by Saturday afternoon through Monday night rainfall will be the heaviest from LA County to San Diego County 3.0 to 6.0 inches is very likely there is an excessive rainfall alert issued for the entire Southern California area of elevated to significantt rainfall amounts in a short amount of time. Some of these rainfall amounts are coming during the driest part of the year July and August not this year with a progressive El Niño pattern, continuing to get more robust as we enter fall, we need to pay attention to more tropical systems that could be impacting us due to El Niño continuing to have a strong influence over the northern hemisphere and the globe. 

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It's not X, it's not the platform formerly known as Twitter...it's Twitter. It's just Twitter.

If some rich guy bought my whole town and renamed it, I wouldn't start calling it "The town formerly known as Missoula."

It would still be Missoula, just like this is still Twitter.

[Adam Sass @TheAdamSass]

New York’s hottest club is Stephen Amell’s TMZ interview. It has everything: veiled Barbie shade, implied Trump voting, stupid bitches saying “fait accompli”, that bad vibe when your friend’s libertarian boyfriend has cornered you and is explaining something he doesn’t understand

[melissa @GarrafaScoop]

“evidently, yeah”

[🦎₵Ⱨ₳₥ɆⱠɆØ₦🦎 (2D Animator For Hire) @bewarchameleon]

god, i love david tennant and michael sheen

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I've been writing about abortion every day since Roe was overturned, and this managed to shock even me:

If OBGYNs want to get board certified this year, they need to go to Texas to do it https://t.co/qkjlzs3bQt

[Jackson Payne @jackson5payne]

I very much enjoyed Barbie, but man, I was NOT ready for Matchbox 20 to emerge as the villain (IYKYK).

I feel attacked.

[Conscious Lee @TheConsciousLee]

ALL LIES MATTER! #CarleeRussell

[melissa @GarrafaScoop]

@biomance @JackLon57908978 @Feed_me_brains @DiscussingFilm that’s what’s they’re striking for… the “adults” not coming to the table