Jack Browne

Just looking for someone to tell me it’s officially over so I can start smoking again

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

Getting to the end of my journey across Europe and I can safely safe I have concluded what the worst thing in the World is: British Stag Parties. I will be hearing no arguments to the contrary.

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

You would think shit like this could hurt me but I get tattoos now solely to remember what pain feels like

[SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB]

The Seattle Mariners went from a 90 win team that was a few innings away from a World Series berth…

To a team that probably won’t even win 75 games.

What a collapse.

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

“Vendor error”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Boston dumps Flock cameras, vows to never use its services again after a vendor error exposed license plate data to police nationwide.

[T.J. Moe @TJMoe28]

To demonstrate how stupid this video is: Columbia, Missouri (the location of Mizzou) stayed in the union (Missouri was split) and Mizzou’s mascot is named after the Union-aligned militia called the Missouri Tigers that stepped up to defend the town from Confederate guerilla raids

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

Fine, you’re crazy and you can go “both side” it somewhere fucking else.

[Kyle Tucker @KyleTuckerCBB]

Taking a “they fought for slavery” angle to a football rivalry game hype video is a wild choice. Call me crazy, but this is in pretty poor taste.

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

Again begs the question as to why he was pulled from the lineup for the days after his debut but the answer is likely why the players hate Dan Wilson and that’s the rub

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

474 FOOT BOMB FROM LAZ.

Montes' first home run at @tmobilepark is the longest in ballpark Statcast history and tied for the longest in MLB this season. 🤯

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

@mackdubya Sadly, the dolphins also have guys like you and I as receivers

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

@mackdubya

[Dave “Softy” Mahler @Softykjr]

On this date in 2001 the Mariners were 60 games over .500

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

UC Davis, not so much #cfb

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

The 2026 Seattle Mariners:

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

This is atrocious. @SamHerderFCS is the absolute best in the game covering FCS and cannot believe Hero made this call. Unsubscribing from Hero and subscribing to Sam.

[Sam Herder @SamHerderFCS]

Some tough news to share: After 8 years of covering the FCS as a full-time job for HERO Sports, my position was eliminated this morning by the company that owns HERO.

Whenever asked about what my dream job is, I’ve always said I’m doing it. Covering the FCS and being able to support my family doing so was the dream gig. So that’s why I’m hoping the support of my work continues as I try the independent route. I fully understand some do not like paying for something they are used to getting for free. But I’ll work even harder to make it worth your money if you give it a shot.

On Patreon for $8/month, you'll get access to a Monday-Friday daily podcast called FCS Daily Dose, some video segments, and daily articles talking FCS storylines nationwide, reporting, analysis, columns, predictions, reactions, and more.

Thank you for the support to this point. And thank you in advance for any continued support!

Patreon link:
https://t.co/0YGcFvLq6v

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

TCU doesn’t recognize *north of Ireland*

[ThrowBackFrog @ThrowBackFrog]

LMAO TCU doesn’t recognize Northern Ireland

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

God fucking dammit, there’s a chance I might have to give a shit about the Jets this year #gogriz

[Levi Weeks @Weeksauce1988]

@bergen_junior
@nyjets
@MontanaGrizFB

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

Grover Cleveland 🤝 Me

Watching the worst fucking baseball of all time.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The Brewers 22-0 win over the Mariners tonight is tied for the biggest blowout win in a shutout since 1888

(h/t @SlangsOnSports)

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

I feel as though this a war crime and people need to be brought up on charges. #tridentsup

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Brewers 22, Mariners 0

They tie franchise record for runs scored.

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

@TheMongo @JackChambersGB Pike*

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

We lost the series

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Battled in the Big Apple. #TridentsUp

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

#goms

[Jack Browne @GarrettJBrowne]

My culture is not your costume

[Brett @brett_haffner]

5th Inning ‘Peace Be With You’ was a movie