Garrett Jason Greer

Poker's Mr. Runner Up /
IG garrettjasongreer

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@themouthmatusow Ummm I'll challenge this

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@bp22 @StevenBell_1 Maybe 100 years ago or if I was a seahorse but orgasm and reproduction are no longer mutually inclusive for humans. I haven't had an orgasm in 13 years and I still have a pretty good idea who I am and the value I bring.

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@bp22 @StevenBell_1 Pretty narrow view of what derives happiness and fulfillment. What shall I do with my orgasmless hence meaningless life?

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@JamieKerstetter The best show never seen by anyone is still on Netflix:

Halt and Catch Fire https://t.co/WlEjCCuBgW

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@Tcrames88 Effing stud trio right there

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@Tcrames88 @chuckdiesel07 #letsfuck

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@tomasnt @Jake11291 @RyanRiess1 Haha I feel like he should have to wear a UCLA rowing uni

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

UCLA beats Michigan State in overtime and that means @RyanRiess1 will be wearing a Bruins jersey to a live poker tournament of my choosing!!!

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@kesha_luvr @Tcrames88 @BachelorABC Well Garrets with one t are a completely different brand of human.

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@Tcrames88 @lee_finfer @BachelorABC I think I'm going to change my bio to this lol

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@Tcrames88 @BachelorABC I'm thinking I'll agree to this if Tim Cramer wears a full tux to a live poker tournament of my choosing.

[Tim Cramer @Tcrames88]

He’s gunna hate me for this but would @garrettjgreer not make the perfect next @BachelorABC . Nice blend of sexy and sassy with a change of pace. RT, share, like let’s get him nominated.

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@JoeCada99 @RyanRiess1 Ooooh home state rivalry. He might hate that one the most. I love it. I'm in.

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@Jake11291 @RyanRiess1 Well now we got two. 10 more and we'll make a Ryan Riess college calendar

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@Tcrames88 @JoeCada99 @Dan__Zack @nickyunis Haha my hacks were way bigger than your hacks

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@Tcrames88 @JoeCada99 @Dan__Zack @nickyunis I got hacked twice in one month

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@GISfast @PeacemakerXr @JKDAnthony10 @texasvoter817 @Redistrict It doesn't.

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@PeacemakerXr @JKDAnthony10 @texasvoter817 @Redistrict It doesn't work anymore

[Garrett Jason Greer @garrettjgreer]

@takedown888 If Republicans were pokémon, do they evolve into charlatans?