Jake Schwartz

Professional Poker Player. Indiana University Alumni. I watch a lot of sports. I watch a lot of movies. I have a lot of Hot Takes

[MLB Zone @MLB_Zone1]

What it’s like trying to get a bartender to change the channel

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Sean Penn has won Best Support Actor at the #Oscars for 'One Battle After Another'

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Be honest.

[sluggo @NewRadicalsVEVO]

Wow this blew up. Just wanted to say Dave Portnoy is a pedophile

[sluggo @NewRadicalsVEVO]

Mick Cronin’s One Shining Moment will heal America

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Kids in Uganda seeing the Patriots finally get revenge on the Seahawks after losing on a game-winning TD pass from Russell Wilson in Super Bowl 49

[Jake Schwartz @Jake11291]

Was that Epstein in the nerds cluster commercial?

[Robert Mizrachi @PokerRob24]

We invented a new silly game called Tres Hombres. 3 blinds and the button gets an extra card. The big blind gets 3 cards to start and can chose from 6 silly games
Lieutenant, 49 ,0,captain,general,and suits. After that everyone gets an additional 2 cards. I believe my poker IQ mix game is getting worse. IF you want more information on this silly game I’ll answer all questions. Don’t try this at home.

[Robert Mizrachi @PokerRob24]

Sometimes it’s ok to lose just work harder and don’t underestimate the https://t.co/Cd1MmfhTuZ compassionate and have goals.

[Jake Schwartz @Jake11291]

@thepurge2021 @Nick_Palma1010 Not a diamond!

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Say what you will about Bobby Knight but he sure as fuck would’ve prevented whatever the hell this shit is …

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

I wrote 2,000 words recapping Curt Cignetti's historic two-year run, and what it was like for someone who grew up "watching" Indiana football

Indiana Hoosiers Fans – What the Fuck Just Happened? https://t.co/kHqxFeXdZt

[Jake Schwartz @Jake11291]

Fuck you @michaelirvin88

[Jake Schwartz @Jake11291]

Noooooooooo

[Matt Zenitz @mzenitz]

Indiana QB Alberto Mendoza is entering the transfer portal, sources tell me and @chris_hummer.

Mendoza, the younger brother of Heisman winner Fernando Mendoza, was IU’s backup QB this year. In limited action, was 18 of 24 for 286 yards with five TD passes. Also ran for 190 yards

[Jake Schwartz @Jake11291]

What actually happened last night

[Jared Kelly @Jared_Kelly7]

Ryland Gandy to Jamari Sharpe:

“You just called game.” #iufb

[Zach Osterman @ZachOsterman]

Carter Smith on Curt Cignetti’s fourth-down call. #iufb

[Jake Schwartz @Jake11291]

Finally crying. What just happened