Garrett Manley

Full time Software Developer/Consultant.

I tweet mostly about software development gripes.

Try our new Southern style chicken cutlets, please no bamboozle.

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@PrawnLocke My current project is on the East Coast, and the number of times that one of my team members has scheduled a 7am meeting, my time, should be a criminal offense.

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Do people know you can name a dog other than Luna?

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@bigmoodenergy No acknowledgement of the comically small door off to the side? What Doctor Seuss kind of place are you at?

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@averysmartbird You sound like my wife

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@grnolagorl @leftfemme I would second the suggestion of RuffDawg. I've got multiple toys from them that get heavy play from my pitbull. They're the only brand that's lasted after going through way too many different toys.

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@bigmoodenergy Make every airport DIA or ATL, change my mind.

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@bigmoodenergy Have you been accosted by a Raven 🐦‍⬛ that's a little too comfortable around people yet?

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@EvanClarkpwns It's one of the few I rewatch with some regularly, big fan of that show!

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@PrawnLocke Which is pretty much what they've stated as their intent with this policy change. Drive around anywhere and you'll see that Wendy's lots are empty anywhere other than peak hours.

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@bigmoodenergy JavaScript is known to be quite forgetful sometimes. You'll want to make sure your servers get a full 8 hours of sleep at night, otherwise they'll be prone to memory leaks.

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@_celestialpsych Check with your complex, I've seen these banned in interior facing hallways as they're technically private, not public spaces. They're just shared private space.

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@averysmartbird I can't not point out product placement

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Those Smokey the Bear ads aren't a PSA, they're a direct message to you. Why aren't you doing anything? The forest is burning.

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My dog got really quiet after screaming for like 15 minutes, while I was on a work call, and now I'm scared for whatever mess is waiting for me.

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@_celestialpsych I do, both because you haven't stopped talking about it since college and because one of my friends from my DnD group suffers from it, aggressively.

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I'm big mad that my company's town hall doesn't allow chat for the 3k folks on this call right now. I've got banter to start.

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@_celestialpsych So, she's the same as ever?

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I'm willing to bet Charles Dickens would have eaten children given the opportunity.

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We need to get this graphic designer a raise. This is a 10/10.

[Governor Jared Polis @GovofCO]

As we jump into 2024, Colorado is the best state in the country

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I love talking about Macklemore in the middle of conversations about Mac Miller. I've yet to find a Mac Miller fan who hasn't been absolutely sent by this.