Garrett Miller

Die-Hard Bears fan, sports junkie, outdoorsman. I like to drink beer and tell jokes.

“Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.”- George Carlin

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@ChampRDS @ndt10duke

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@AnnaRMatson This summer I saw a billboard that said “control weeds, not Iowa. Stand for glyphosate.” I thought the same thing.

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Lenny Bruce and George Carlin went to jail so Jimmy Kimmel could be forced to give a disingenuous apology after being paid to stay home for 6 days.

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@BrettFavre First time seeing it on film. I was sitting on the 50. You made it look easy.

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@AnnaRMatson He’s always been a big bullshitter. Says a bunch of goofy southern sayings and clearly has a young staffer who tells him the current social media jokes. He talks tough for the camera then votes in favor for stuff he just talked about.

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Field to Freezer Giveaway #giveaway #win https://t.co/AAMhznLzKE

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@brndsil I laugh when people ask about mine. "when do they start?", they never stop.

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@NFLFilms @Buccaneers @ndt10duke

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@HomesteadingBnd I ordered from Field & Forest Products out of Wisconsin.

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They’re smelling good and growing fast.

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@Obs_Dave

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@ScottJenningsKY Whatever you get paid there ain’t nearly enough zeros on the end.

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@elonmusk You need to talk to @ShawnRyan762 about that.

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@SBakerMD @RobertKennedyJr Top 3.

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@Timcast @ndt10duke

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@BrettFavre @ndt10duke the silver fox dagger.

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Somebody's gotta win and somebody's gotta lose and I believe in letting the other guy lose.

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@JesseToops 🖕🏻

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@beinlibertarian

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@2510show @Geraldini93 @DeSeanJackson10 @CutonDime25 @Jaboowins @ndt10duke @JesseToops