Garrett Soto

They’re just jokes. Calm down

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

@clintwfischer That cow’s all bluff

She was not

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

@TracesofTexas I’ve got a few great ones from my grandpa about his days at NASA and the family gun show my family had in the 70s. I doubt I’ll win though

[Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas]

Isn't serendipity a wonderful thing? Forrest Jividen bought an old book about Judge Roy Bean at an Austin Antique Mall. Little did she know that it contained this postcard of the judge, which she found after buying it. I've never seen this photo before. Really cool!

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Maybe stop leaving one of the top pass rushers in the league 1 on 1 with a TE…

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

The entire second half of the national championship

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

Max Wright is one of, if not the most, underrated pieces of this offense. His leadership and experience are unmatched. And on top of that he might be the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s a fan favorite, and we are incredibly lucky to have him back for one more season. LETS RIDE

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

@TexasHumor

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

Rush AGR

[Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas]

Bud and Sissy, 1980. By the way, "Bud" was not John Travolta's "real" name in the movie. It was an acronym for Buford Uling Davis. Yup.

[John Deere Salesman @Deere_Salesman]

Stole this from Facebook. You guys are getting carried away with these memes lol

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

@TracesofTexas @Whataburger A great loss to the college community

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

@plbarrett1997 You see. There’s a key difference between the two. I want shots. I need gasoline

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

Buy your Chilifest tickets now through AGR. Tickets include general admission, free food and a t-shirt. Prices going to go up soon so buy them now
https://t.co/SaiEDldEu5

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

Not letting me have a lunch break will make my ability to care hit 0 real quick

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

Quite possibly the worst part of this whole outcome is knowing that Jackson Mahomes will be making tik toks on the field for another week

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

@_TexasForever Please. I’m broke

[TEXAS FOREVER @_TexasForever]

We’re in a Christmas mood so who needs Whataburger money? We’ll pick 4 winners and cash app/Venmo them $50. RT to win must be following

[UESO @Aggie_UESO]

Our Entomophagy meeting Wednesday night was a blast. Doctor Song came to talk about the department’s study abroad program in Costa Rica coming up this summer. We then cookies made with cricket flour, dried crickets and some bug themed cupcakes made by our officers

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

@sarajn07 @weston_scott99 I fed pigs in a foot of snow. Sounds like y’all had a lot more fun than me

[Garrett Soto @GarrettSoto1]

@sarajn07 @weston_scott99 Don’t say that. Do want another blizzard?