Rev. Garrett Fishel

I have a dumby dumb, smooth boi, rattle can, no thought, stupid pea brain... apparently

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

Hi! My name is (what?) 
My name is (who?)
My name is Rick Harrison and this is my Pawn Shop.

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

Bruh, what the hell? Not even close @sheetz

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

@megdaroni and I talking trash about another bar patron -

Me: "can they even read?"
Megan: "not the room, clearly, but a book, I suppose"

💀💀💀

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

"It's too hot to be sober"

@megdaroni

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

100° out and my younger brother says, "lemme get a glass a milk"

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

Guys, I think my girlfriend likes me
👉👈

@megdaroni

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

You've just lost my vote

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Blue cheese > Ranch

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

145 days in to 2022
212 mass shooting in 2022

But, yeah - definitely don't need to do anything about this.

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

Aaaand there it is...

"Democrats don't help make me even more billions, so I'm voting republican, wah"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@jonfavs Hi Jon! You’re a good dude, but obv die-hard Dem, so have to support the party, but this Adminstration has done everything it can to sideline & ignore Tesla, even though we have made twice as many EVs as rest of US industry combined.

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

Don't forget - Republicans quite literally do not give a shit about you, at all. They say one thing and blatantly do the exact opposite.

But, hey, keep on drinking that kool-aid

[Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @BillPascrell]

We just voted to crackdown on price gouging at gas stations and every single republican voted no.

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

So how much more tyrannical does our government need to get before things start happening?

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

My sister in Christ, you are SO close to whole point and, yet, you're still not seeing it

Say that just one more time, but just a little slower

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

The greatest choice a woman can make is becoming a mother.

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

The craziest thing about what happened at the Oscar's is that Putin is reportedly hiding in a bunker, under the assumption he will be using nuclear weapons and is aware of the repercussions - effectively sending us all in to full blown WWIII, if not complete global destruction.

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

Just thinking that, with a lifetime in politics, the only useful thing Mitch McConnell will pass, is away

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

The societal character arc from absolutely hating Guy Fieri to defending his honor and singing his praises at every chance

🤌🤌

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

I wonder if completely collapsing the Russian economy will have any influence in Putins decision to go nuclear - ya know, "nothing left to lose" situation

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

I would rather fail miserably than ever write a SINGLE rough draft.

They're my thoughts, I promise you they don't get better a second time

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

So you started to let your hair grow
Spent big bucks on your wardrobe
But somehow you know there's much more to this trip

So you became a part of the new breed
Been smokin only the best weed
You should be satisfied but it ain't quite right

What is hip

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

Since banning guns doesn't seem to be an option in America, have we tried just banning schools?

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

There are 2 kinds of people in this world - those who will admit the Filet O Fish slaps... and liars.

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

@joordddann In *this* economy?

[Rev. Garrett Fishel @Garrett_Fishel]

Covid this
Covid that

Can the CDC give some guidelines on how to be happy for once?