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stressed depressed and not well dressed

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@HISTORY My dad wants to know why the divers never have a bag with them and have to take everything back individually to the boat

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@Garrett_Fishel Yeah I mean you're just pretty great in every single way, what's not to like? 😘

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I'd rather go see 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat for a doctor than anyone there.

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Hey @BlairGastro if you want to do a little better at keeping my family members alive, I'd appreciate it. Because if what you're doing now is your best, maybe you should just stick to playing doctor with a plastic stethoscope.

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How many glasses of water do you need to drink to cure burnout? Asking for a friend.

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Listening to Dolly's "9 to 5" on the way to my own 9 to 5 actually does *not* help my mood as I get to the office.

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Places I can fall asleep - the salon while my head is in the sink
Places I cannot fall asleep - my own stupid bed

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The way these PA cops are hiding in the weeds off the highway has me wondering when I moved to Maryland.

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Gotta love being constantly torn between the "if they wanted to, they would" mindset and the self awareness of having that role in other people's lives 😵‍💫

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@paolini @BNBuzz I have 4 copies of Eragon already. That will not stop me from getting the new editions coming out this year in the slightest.

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Maybe I haven't been clear. When I say "I need a break from life," I mean that I need a respite from everything, NOT for life to throw another thing at me to see if I'll break.

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I know life isn't fair, but does it really have to suck this fucking much?

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I'll cut my hair and change my name without the fortune and fame at this point.

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@Garrett_Fishel I didn't touch you! 😂

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You really looked at all of your options for a Jeep and went with a Renegade, huh? How embarrassing.

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Ironically, the people worried about the "long term effects" of the vaccine are not concerned with the long term effects of a pandemic on society. The long term effects of vaccines have, historically, been staying alive.

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Me: "hey brain, what did we do last time we were super depressed to help things get better?"

Brain: "i dunno i forget"

Me: "why would you forget that? Seems like something pretty important and useful right now."

Brain: "uhhh depression?"

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My patience is a nonrenewable resource.

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Every day is just getting through the day. Today, tomorrow. The day after that. And the day after that. And the day after that. And the day after that.

Existence is a chore.

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@PaganLorax Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge, TN. I mean, it is a good spot so it's popular for a reason but come on 😂

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I miss my vacation spot but now everyone from my hometown is going there, so now I don't really want to go there. These are the people I'm trying to get away from, not run into after driving 10 hours to a different state 🙃