Neal

Student, B̶a̶r̶t̶e̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ Industrial Baker, Failed Catholic

[Neal @Garrisoneal]

Nuts should be the sweet ingredient in a savory dish not the savory ingredient in a sweet dish. This includes coconut.

[Neal @Garrisoneal]

@GraysonAshford New Quest: Steal the Crown Jewels, here I'll mark it on your map. https://t.co/ZqnM5GNg6p

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O man, look at all these eggs, just think about all the chickens I'm about to have!

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Peter: robbed
Paul: paid
😎

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Can't believe Calibri is presented like it's a professional typeface, makes anything look cheap, absolutely hackish font

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Is brave new world ABO?

[Neal @Garrisoneal]

It was absolutely pouring rain but she still said yes

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Sure do love to be normal with all my best pals

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

It's the most special day of the year! Don't forget to make some bread!!

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@cryb0i Im this little fellow

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It is time to Drink some Water and Work on my Spread sheests

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@briscoepark Forest Grove?

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Weird how working 80 hours a week makes me feel physically and emotionally broken, wonder what that's about

[Neal @Garrisoneal]

The culture on shipping docks of comparing expensive flashlights makes me think that Blombos Engraved Ochre (100k-70k BCE) was not decorated for spiritual reasons, but for clout

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Lemons smell so fucking good

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@TheWyntonian That's right, bitch (stay off the fork please)

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All the time I see people on here wondering: wow there sure is a lot of bread in Hawaii, I wonder who's loading it onto reefers with a forklift? And the answer, my friends, is me, I load all the bread that goes to Hawaii into reefers with a forklift

[Neal @Garrisoneal]

Buying salad dressing always feels like a scam, its like buying a premixed cocktail, like wtf am I doing?

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Ah of course, hazelnuts are in the "Paleo/Vegan Power Snack" section, how foolish I was to look for a "Nuts" section

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@onthisdayinLotR Oh fuck