Garrit VanSurksum

Some of y’all are like mice, you guys are chasin the cheese but forgot about the trap

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Evenings after work finish too quickly. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭😭😭😭😭

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Me going back to Question 2 after Question 5 snitched on it

[Olivia @Livi_Danielle]

this humidity lately SUCKS

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[Zach @ZachTheRide3D]

You all gotta learn to raise your voice. At the very begging of my Backrooms showing someone turned their flashlight on and it hit My face and I very loudly just said “turn the light off.” Whole movie it was silence. From everyone. Set the tone.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I’m convinced 98% of my problems could be solved with more money and three-day weekends.

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The final trailer for Steven Spielberg’s ‘DISCLOSURE DAY’ has been released.

The film follows the disclosure to the world that aliens might be real.

In theaters on June 12.

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

Imagine you’re done watching The Backrooms movie in theaters and the exits are genuinely gone 😳

[Zion @zionszzn]

I hate a 4 way stop cus everybody stupid

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Now this is an elite complaint

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

How it feels to say “I dunno, I thought it was fun” after someone tells me they hated a movie

[alli @sonofalli]

He’s going to the airport. Add 10 people in the security line who have never spent a day on earth.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Missing a workout feels like losing money.