Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II

Gas station agent for the Michelin Guide. 1982 first team all district right fielder. King of mud ball. Spent 27 months with the tow boaters union back in ‘94.

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

God damnit Keenum #whiff

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

Jalen hurts first TD +545 lifted

#hello

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

Jalen hurts first TD +545 lifted

#hello

[Reffery Jemmers @bigmessyshit]

And my underwear is fucking ruined at 9:30am

[Houston burner @houstonburner]

@AggieFootball Marcel Reed at reading a defense

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

Better do some soul searching or you’re going to be the bitch of the SEC this year boys

[AgKnocks @AgKnocks]

Marcel on a 3 yard dump off to Reuben Owens

[ragebot @RageBot_]

MARCEL REED IS TOO INACCURATE TO DRAW PASS INTERFERENCE

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

Literally

[CousinShane @SECcousinShane]

Texas A&M fans right now….

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

We got it out of the way??? This guy is not a winner. That was dogshit from start to finish. I’m all for the learning experience part of this and I know we weren’t going undefeated but he’s acting like we just lost to #2 Georgia.

[Dashawn @Tjames1224]

Marcel Reed anytime he drops back to throw

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

Chants

[Old Army Fight @OldArmyFight]

yo

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

There’s not enough cheboygans in this house to watch this mud ball

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

What the fuck did Marcel Reed do in the offseason

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

Blue blood mentality, that’s just good football

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

Coining the phrase tip-pick for interceptions that tip off the receiver’s hands

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

I would not run through a brick wall for Patrick Mahomes.

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo trying to make it through week 1

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

@grugcapital @OUMudBone

[Gary “Ghost Wipe” Whoopingcrane II @GaryArthurJr]

Roomate is talking about how his buddy from high school is a pro lacrosse player now

#whofuckingcares