garettferguson

Ignorance is Bliss.

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

@whatchuknoww @wontonfishie @allygwang I don't know what's worse,
Joking about it or taggin me in it. I won't touch you with a 10 foot pole

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

@AllyGWang yes, and when I do it's because I'm carrying around an unconscious body.

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

“@NoRapist: You know how I know we're gonna have sex later tonight?

Because I'm stronger than you.” @AllyGWang .. ;)

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

@tayhenn if you have an Audi, you're probably spoilt.

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

@AllyGWang well if you have no swagger can I have a full plate of douchrbag with a side of prick?

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

@BrenAugs @tall__blonde I don't have a snatch. I'm a male

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

@BrenAugs @tall__blonde you're probably the biggest pansy I've ever met. Try quitting masturbating; this chastity belt is awful. #fuck

[Brotips @brotips]

#2868. Don't be "old music is better than new music" kid. It only seems like it because everyone forgot about the shitty songs. #brotips

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

“@MensHumor: Never make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for longer than 6 months.” @AllyGWang I'll never lose

[Just Got A Boner @bonercount]

#SimpleJoysOfLife When a girl notices my boner and isn't disgusted with me.

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

How the fuck did I get sick? #fuqk #worst #betterbyfriday

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

@AllyGWang I haven't had one in 3 days.. But I mean I was never addicted

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

@AllyGWang yo regular after work bowel movements #brudas

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

@AllyGWang dirty and cut up hands. Question of the day. Where was that picture taken? And what am I doing in there?

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

@AllyGWang man worm is rough

[garettferguson @GaryFergz]

Something makes me want a relationship, but my aggression keeps me away from any.

[tony t @BrenAugs]

My fellaz, I would take bullets for you.