Gary Watson

26. Music Lover. Drummer. #COTF

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

My coheed sleeve is just about finished & I couldn't be any happier #coheedandcambria #Coheed @Coheed @cobaltcalcium

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

@Sancheeze4 I’ll let you know in an hour

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is the type of content you love to see https://t.co/ADLzW0mYxi

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

Why do we measure our dicks in length? I feel like volume would be a much better way. Just grab a graduated cylinder and use the displacement method

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

@J_Doherty0 @LIUMLAX Yeah that’s pretty ass

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

@GovBallNYC hey guys, word of advice. Maybe when you see that it could possibly rain at night, try pushing all the acts forward as opposed to delaying things 7 hours then canceling them anyway 👍🏻

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

@FarFromGracie Literally the best song ever written

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

What a shitty show

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

@Sancheeze4 What do you know

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

I never knew I was capable of fanboying as hard as I just did watching Endgame

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

I love when people get butthurt about bat flips. I don’t give a shit what inning it is, winning or losing. If you crush a ball you should be able to bat flip all you want. It’s fun and it gets the people going!

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

This @Mets game right now...

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

Robinson Fucking Cano

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

I think this world really needs a Thanos snap scenario. I’m bothered by at least 50% of the people I come across on a daily basis

[MC Hammer Jr. @JohnNolanMusic]

No matter how old I get, I continue to think of baseball players and teachers as being older than me.

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

If I had a match for every lie and every attempt to deny I’d strike a few

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

I don’t think anything in life will ever work out for me

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

In the song Mesmerize by Ja Rule he says “I got a fetish for fuckin you witcha skirt on” Who’s wearing the skirt in this scenario?

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

I really hate drunk me, but I think I hate sober me just as much. Shit, maybe crack me is the man!

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

@Ticketmaster just cucked me out of my Taking Back Sunday ticket because it wanted me to reset my password for no reason, then once I did it said something went wrong and forfeited my ticket. Thanks guys

[Gary Watson @Gary_Watson26]

If you keep asking me I'll melt away in the summer air