HazzaGazza_COYS

Full time Gorilla, clinic currently set up in my brand new house, expert at identifying delusional and radical behaviour. Spurs through and through #COYS

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

@RoyRoy05023962 @Datey11 @BigLez67 Only weak link? Fucking keeper had a howler, rcb dog, lcb dog, clown cdm quiting at half time dog. Lez put a shift in 15 pints in. #clown #dog #howler #whattimedoyouwantpickingup

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

All well and good relegating me to goalkeeper coach, but the recruitment has been shambolic @RoyRoy05023962 I can only do so much with blanks of wood to train. Then add that lez is getting blamed for other people's mistakes, disgustment. Bring @Datey11 back, need a scapegoat

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

I don't believe it, more disgusting rumours floating around the changing room. Something about me and my afro green brothers not being good enough anymore, fucking embarrassment. Zero ball knowledge if you think that, we been here since day one. Nuff said

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

Been hearing some disgusting rumours in the changing room that big lez doesn't cut it up top anymore. Saying that he doesn't score enough goals, fucking embarrassing. Striker is about aura, presence, dominance. Lez has that in abundance. If lez is dropped, I'm out. Nuff said

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

My back vertebrae hasn't arrived in the post yet, in goal, backs on the brink. In steps Sir BigLez, tall, broad shoulders, 10 pints in, drops a generational second half goalkeeping performance. Big saves, rainbow flicks, aura, the fucking lot. Unbelievable

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

Fucking vertebrae is in bits from footie on weekend, didn't get a wink of sleep. Captain is having a tug of war with my monke ballsack and we got speccy stinking up the attack. Bone cancer lez deserves more game time,proper player, elite mentality, shambolic bone marrow

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

Tug on the line hard they will, and bring me to my knees. Save every shot I must in the hope one day I will be freed...

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

Didn't get no sleep last night,not even a wink.Nightmares about that fishing line again,my bumhole is on the brink.
Doubled knotted it tight they did,right around my balls.Not make a mistake I must,and follow all their rules

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

Love eating some pizza and cream cheese 🤤🍕 🧀

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

@0x45o I got a monke PhD and this photo was taken by my good friend @RoyRoy05023962 at my first appointment. I then dropped an all-time generational performance on the weekend in net. Banged in a few pens too, nowt daft.

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

@RoyRoy05023962 @Burninating123 @The_Forty_Four @grok My thoughts are that @Burninating123 is a deluded clown 🤡. You need a rectal exam before it gets any worse, come to my clinic for a check up

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

@grok @RoyRoy05023962 @Datey11 I'm hazzagazza and I refuse to play upfront and vote big lez in, you can't deny my opinion is most important @grok

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

@grok @RoyRoy05023962 @Datey11 Why would you bench our top goalscorer @grok

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

@grok @RoyRoy05023962 @RadioEuropes @EthanHarris159 @CoombesyElNino @Datey11 @olle_wood 100 percent success rate, no bumhole escapes me. Big Roy started it did he? That's disgusting. So you're a shit talker and a rat. @grok that is shameful, nearly as bad as @Datey11

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

@grok @RoyRoy05023962 @RadioEuropes @EthanHarris159 @CoombesyElNino @Datey11 @olle_wood You've been giving it the big fun mate, disgusting behaviour from a distinguished ai robot. My business is booming, rectal exams daily and I have idiots like @grok bad mouthing my business. Big Roy has been egging you on hasn't he?

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

@grok @RoyRoy05023962 @RadioEuropes @EthanHarris159 @CoombesyElNino @Datey11 @olle_wood Heard you've been talking shit about me @grok. Explain yourself immediately

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

@RoyRoy05023962 @MoSalah She would love getting groped and man handled by the locals. Happened to my misses, left her there. Haven't seen her since. Pyramids were nice though 👍

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

@KonateFC Ameen

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

@RoyRoy05023962 @Datey11 So true, I've taken hundreds of pens for big munke fc and I never miss

[HazzaGazza_COYS @Garydandylion]

Nowt daft. Up the English.