"Will u plz tell me wut iz dis big surprize u keep tawkin' bowt? Mabbe mi Insagram frends can help me gess!?" - Gary the π Gremlin @ Kitchener, Ontario https://t.co/m2s1B2EYK4
"Mi hooman luvs 2 dres me up in @canadapooch - I lik mi noo jekket but dis snood - nawt so much." - Gary the βοΈ Gremlin @ Kitchener, Ontario https://t.co/7zLMgS0swY
"Noo howse but same ol' rootine. I jus sleepz heer on mi heat pad an' da hooman werkz." - Gary the π‘ Gremlin @ Kitchener, Ontario https://t.co/GA8FWESuF2
"Hey frens! 2 day is my berfday an' I turnd 3οΈβ£ yers ol!!! I got dis noo toy but mi hooman sed mi reel prezent wuz dis howse an' mi bakyard." Gary the π Gremlin @ Kitchener, Ontario https://t.co/9LK9SkD8pe
"I'm on da luk owt fur frends dat need a drink 2day! I aksed mi hooman 2 set dis up heer drinkin' bowl in case sumwun getz 2 hawt on dere walk. If u get lots ov doggos dat walk by ur howse, mabbe u can share a drinkin' bowl 2!?" - Gary the π§π§β₯οΈπΎ Gremlin
"Mi noo howse haz a bakyar AN' dis big park akross da street. I fink I've libing mi bes' life now guyz." - Gary the πΌ Gremlin @ Kitchener, Ontario https://t.co/YEhlIoaDX1
"U guyz! Da kewlest fing happen'd! We wen' 2 a noo howse wif a bakyard an' I fink we're stayin' heer! So far I rlly lik da grass." - Gary the π‘ Gremlin
#firsthouse#citydog#grassdog#sodiswortheverypenny https://t.co/NpyBEjAGIf
"Frens, I cantz figger owt wuts goin' on heer! Da hoomanz R puttin' all R stuff in π¦ π¦ π¦. I'm habin' a bit ov a hard time wif it. U gotz any tips 2 mak it eazzier?" - Gary the π¦ Gremlin
#moving#newhouse#movingwithadog
@accessd@nationalpost Spoken like a privileged fringe-boomer/GenXer who has never had to live in an apartment or small condo where public park space is all you (and your dog) have for outdoor space.
"Attenshun plz! π¨ Dis iz a Gremmie PSA π¨ Frends ov #Toronto - If ur gunna @takethettc rememer 2 wear ur mask. (Don't werry, I'm under 5 yers old so I'm exemt.) But eberywun else: u gotta #wearamask! Eben if u got ur COVID baccination ππ. Letz protekt wun anover β€."
"I met a noo frend 2day at da park. She luked jus' lik me an' boi did playing wif her make me wish I had a brofer or sisser. Hint hint, hooman." - Gary the π Gremlin @ Toronto, Ontario https://t.co/KLoGY1eK2L