Matthew Stevens

The cynic at the head end.

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

Dear BBC. Please can you broadcast back to back repeats of "Life on Mars" for the next 18months in BBC 4 to prepare us for life on Brexit

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@Baddiel @emmabrockes @guardian It still has flashes of brilliance, the beavis and butthead revival was a good giggle

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@PeterStefanovi2 The process of pay review is hardly "Independent" when the government tell them from the start what they consider affordable, so don't even bother recommending anything more.
They are a monopoly employer abusing their position.

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@marcusbrig @trussliz @Telegraph Real question is who is giving her this platform and why? Is she trying to position herself for another run after rishi gets deposed? She still will play well to the same delusional party faithful.

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@oocsitcoms Scrubs : Pain chart/ 4 storey atomic wedgie

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@dredduniverse The Hammerstein gave the best performance of the whole film.
Stalone was so misscast.
He was great in demolition man when he's playing it for laughs, deadpan.

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@TheNewEuropean Out of date, now it's 4 pm's down

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@cstross Update of Bill Hick's pilot proposal "let's hunt and kill Billy Ray Cyrus"

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@cstross Crystal death maze

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@cstross The blood price is right

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@cstross Golden antidote shot

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@cstross Legally blind date.

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@Kotaku Swatting isn't a prank, it's a crime

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@TraumaDramaMD @DGlaucomflecken The rumours that Anaesthesia Finals consisted of " Here is an OR list, find a reason to cancel all patients" are a scurrilous falsehood

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@cstross @MNateShyamalan @haszombiesinit If Tarantino had been a 80's German safety video director....

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@WelshDalaiLama Plus all that time to drink the number 10cellar dry.

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@MrNishKumar I made all the right calls, like locking down late, introduction of masks late, funneling loads of cash to mates for dodgy PPE, ignoring my own rules, getting that Iranian chick locked up for longer, meeting with ex KGB officers off the record, oven ready toxic Brexit deal.....

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@cstross Glad I had a Scottish gran and have useful skills.

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@cstross Indy ref 2 looks more and more attractive?

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@davidallengreen What mechanism exists to remove a PM on grounds of insanity/ mental incompetence?

[Matthew Stevens @GasDocMat]

@DJSnM https://t.co/gUwVzeRjkd
This turned up on my YouTube feed, it's actually pretty amusing.